THREAD TITLEAbandon hoop, all ye who enter here.
As a UK frau living in the US it's rare that I'm able to enjoy a chaos in real time. This one was a treat, I was cackling in bed next to my long-suffering wife. It's up there with Georgia Church Suppers as an absolute banger (oo-er)It was fucking hilarious for the insomniac club. We were all just dawdling about in the wee smol hours and bam.
I feel an affinity with these fraus now. A hooting hivemind.
Wanted to give SB control of her Twitter but couldn’t coz troll cabal started a deliberate campaign of hate just after she announced it WHY WOULD YOU RUIN HIS SUMMER JOBRuss sliding into Jack’s comments. Do we know if he is 42? Does he like burgers?
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This has probably been addressed already so my apologies, but if she has another housemate she can’t surely be paying all of the rent anymore can she? Which is what Hunger Hurts 2: Solar lantern boogaloo was aboutI’m so baffled, so there’s now some random Bob the Builder housemate who’s been there since last year AND the new stud on the block Burger La Bill who has the working hours of Batman.
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Interesting that #bekind squig can turn so quickly into #himmlersquig.
When Jack Monroe went to rehab we counted our teeth, our chairs and our spoons, and sang quite a lot.What’s protocol ~if~ a tattle subject were to disparaît from le internet?![]()
I actually think that's pretty much it. The wee boy next door to me when I was growing up was like that. He'd see a TV show about the army and he'd be a soldier for a week before becoming a postman or a horse. We used to quite enjoy it. It was very sweet but he was a very funny boy. Jack really should have grown out this nonsense by now.Circling back to Jack claiming she’s worked with prisoners. In this country? Because I struggle to see that incarcerated people here would a) make tamales b) actually know what they are. It’s really been bothering me. Did she just watch Orange is the new black and that counts as working with prisoners? TAMALE TRUTHER
He didn't even want to do the walk of shameOmg coming from the sex tweet part of the last thread but shut uppp!
This bloke fucked off at 3am and she’s boasting about it? He’s not even starting work he’s going back to his nice clean house? Loooool I’m not furious I feel sorry for you hun, you’re in ur mid 30s getting rinsed through like a naive 21 year old on tinder, but yours didn’t even take you out for a nice dinner first? He really just has to turn up to ur house? Couldn’t be me soz hun x
I’ve never seen anything like it and I hope Never to again. And heaven knows, I’m no shrinking violet. I received this from Twitter about Nazi Nana.suppose if it becomes apparent that her landlord dad has set her up with a house, blows all the backstory and current pov chat out of the water. No wonder she’s lashing out.
this has been the worst onslaught of abuse against people I’ve seen on Twitter. What possesses these crazed flying monkeys?? Newsflash, Jack wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, squigs