Jack Monroe #377 What’s the point?
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The only place Jack’s food shops would be appreciated are those performative starvation threads on Mumsnet.
I know we’ve moved on but I’m still very dubious about how much times SB spends with her. I don’t know any mum this deep into the summer holidays who isn’t close to losing it having spent so much time with their kids or multitasking with work, whilst also feeling bittersweet that they are growing and another year has passed plus running around like crazy buying and labelling school supplies. My house is a mess and I don’t have to time to reorganise that let alone time to sort someone else’s dream kitchen out.
Also Mackie, where the feck are SB’s “fave” maize snacks? The ones Asda have reduced from a 12 to a 6 pack, for the same price? Hmm? In the pocket of BigMaize, are we?
Oh no, it's a bit worse than that. It's £20 for three people with next to no protein or proper nutrients and one of the three is a near teenager who is apparently either being starved of nutrients on purpose since she isn't currently poor or she is now poor again and cannot afford to provide an adequate diet for. As if that's not enough, she's promoting this is something others can copy and all her stupid Guardian fan club are applauding like seals because healthy diets are for the middle classes. At least Marie Antoinette was willing to chuck in a bit of cake.
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Dear heart @Vinbisha ”feathery Lassie” has caused me much mirth, I am proverbially deceased.
This 3rd person in the household, does evil land lady know? Next thing she’ll be running her washing machine after 10pm in the detached crappy bungalow #rulebreaker
Deadpan Jack has joined Riff Jack, Gig Jack, Nuance Jack, Caveat Jack, Shoot Jack and Pitch Jack on my aneurysm risk list. She is such a TV insider wannabe and yet so old-fashioned for a 34 year-old. I still cringe about her telling a story about how "the talent" had different arrangements at Edinburgh a few years ago.
Did anyone notice that she just quickly deleted a reply about being involved in trolling the Depher bloke? Does it make sense to anyone? Charity envy?
Did anyone notice that she just quickly deleted a reply about being involved in trolling the Depher bloke? Does it make sense to anyone? Charity envy?
£20 for three people - and nothing for the dog.
I saw those Tweets but found it incredibly difficult to understand what was going on. If anyone has any insight then please share!
Grunking but just need to say: gas pipes/water pipes/radiator – what a massive knobhead!
I'm surprised she doesn't try and use him more for the grift. Kids are pricey buggers. Maybe his dad has had a word?
30 minutes a day on the loo no less, spewing effluent from arse and fingers - a multitasking miracle!
Me too, I heard a wood pigeon shortly afterwards and was like Big Dave seeing a gold trifle!
Does the Depher guy have a thread?
Is she not mentioning the hundreds of pounds of food she has in stock?
Or the fact that she doesn’t need to eat the lowest budget range?
She’s a dick.
I hope, if it is ex-OH, that Harold remembers all the reasons he said she really needed to see a doctor.
Or the fact that she doesn’t need to eat the lowest budget range?
She’s a dick.
I hope, if it is ex-OH, that Harold remembers all the reasons he said she really needed to see a doctor.
It’s not a relationship it’s a friendI’m sorry Fraus. Life has been hectic and I know it’s probably in the previous few threads but who is this supposed other active adult? Theories or is it (another) blatant lie? I for one don’t believe Jack can work 100 hour weeks, be a parent, spend her life shouting on Twitter and form a new relationship
Actually, though this is Jack so she’ll be referring to her ‘partner’ and ‘in laws’ by the end of the week and changing the dedication in her long awaited cookbook yet again.
That's an awful lot of time on the squatty potty!
The secret is the tit Your Pants Prune Smoothie or whatever it’s called.
Surely shes not moved in yet another OH ! With her having full custody of SB. The social workers will be on the case soon I would think.I’m sorry Fraus. Life has been hectic and I know it’s probably in the previous few threads but who is this supposed other active adult? Theories or is it (another) blatant lie? I for one don’t believe Jack can work 100 hour weeks, be a parent, spend her life shouting on Twitter and form a new relationship
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