Women having to drag their kids all across town every few days to pick everything up from four different shops, then needing to spend hours cooking and washing up everything from scratch. Therefore preventing women from having leisure time or being able to work full time. Plus no minimum wage, blatant racism, sexism and homophobia across society. I’m sure it wasn’t all bad and yes larger unions and sense of community but it’s such a middle class conservative way of fetishising past working class culture ‘oh baking bread, oh getting my meat from my local butcher, can’t remember his name, but he’s lovely, always has a bone for giant expensive dog’ which you can only do if you have giant amounts of spare time and disposable income. *cough* Jack *cough*"Sort the house prices to mere four figure pounds again" - lol sorry, at what stage in history were house prices four figure sums? The 18th century?
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"Local grocers and bakers and fishmongers and butchers" - as opposed to 50p maize snacks from your beloved Asda?
This reads like a cheese dream to me. Nice break from insulting the intelligence of the world at large, though.
I can understand this. Without myself and a friend it’s something we have done a bit of! XBetter still, and I say this with the greatest of respect, stop giving to food banks. What do you think would happen if every food bank in the country closed it doors? Do you think the government would let people starve or do you think they’d actually be forced to increase benefits to plug the gap food banks, however well intentioned, have filled? Food banks allow the government to abdicate their responsibilities and humiliate those who are forced to use them.
If you really want to help, put what you can afford in an envelope and slip it through the door, under the keyboard or into the coat pocket of someone you know is struggling.
Allow at least one person the dignity of choosing their own food and actually help force this government to do right by people.
Sorry for the rant but some days I get so angry and today is one of those days.
Yes, because this sounds exactly like what someone who can't afford to take a warm shower or buy shower gel would be up to. Helping a 'friend' choose an expensive oven in a designer kitchen for her to use to film in (despite her rathering to gouge her eyes out than appear on telly). Fucks sake go to bed love.
Is this a soft launch of a new Harold?!
This is all perfectly normal and plausible. I would totally ask Jack to design a kitchen for me and it would be really urgent to have questions answered about gas pipes in the early hours of a bank holiday rather than just y'know explain to a professional what I want and discuss the best way to do it, during the week. I think I might start my own fantasy Twitter account "Hi guys, I've just been asked for some advice about opening a petting zoo is Stevenage and was wondering whether or not to get an owl but all my ornithologist friends are in bed", "Sorry guys, can't stop I've been asked to sort out some of this Ukraine stuff on Tuesday".
Oh you absolute numpty. Segregating the poors who can’t afford to have branded goods. Tesco tried that with Jacks you wazzock and look how that turned out, with your histrionic bellendery about how you owned the name Jack. I know you’ve never dared to step in a Lidl or Aldi or Netto or Farm Foods or Iceland but guess what market economics mean value shops tend to be located in poorer areas. It’s why there’s not a Waitrose in Stockton on Tees. Also it turns out people want choice to have branded items, not slop and yellow labels. Sorry I am displacing my anger at cancer cosplay
And she’s deleted them - good job because that level of stupidity is dangerous. It was 5 hours between her last tweet and that one. Her and her 42 year old “friend” have been on it all night.
Lads, I think we could be in a Bad Harold situation. When one is young and daft it can be quite the hoot to have someone to sit up with all night talking chemically enhanced grandiose shite but if you've had issues controlling that kind of thing and you're already a bleeping fantasist to boot, it's not good.Is this a soft launch of a new Harold?!