Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

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Jelly Bean

Thanks to @colouredlines for the thread title.

Quick recap of last thread:The One Where -
We were all still worried about her new kitten.
Jack got blue eyes.
She lost 60 books.
We were treated to a series of insta photos in grey vest to celebrate something probably momentous but I've forgotten what.
We fondly remembered Jack's best bits.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

You've forgotten we got treated to another series of #thotshots via Insta stories with another equally bizarre outfit! A highly exposed rigby & peller bra with a tiny top rolled up, like if Amy Winehouse was really naff & grew up in the home counties with a Land Rover?
 
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antisocialmedia

Her next venture is OnlyFans
 
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panda_eyes

I did HOOT when she clarified that the family car she had when she was younger was not pink or black but BLUE
 
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Jelly Bean

Ooh I'll include that - any other suggestions for the recap gratefully received. I have a terrible memory and the threads do all tend to blur.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

antisocialmedia said:
Her next venture is OnlyFans
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Thread predictions please... will she manage to bag yet another HNWI? will she keep up with the insta lives? will she do YouTube? will we ever find out wtf one does with a freezer full of frozen chippy chips?

Jelly Bean said:
Ooh I'll include that - any other suggestions for the recap gratefully received. I have a terrible memory and the threads do all tend to blur.
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oh it wasn't a criticism my love!! sorry it sounded shirty it wasn't meant to, it was just my personal highlight. that and the cringe pic of her with both hands next to her face grinning.... x
 
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peperomia

Mass pet posting and the thread where the partridge references really took off
 
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antisocialmedia

Another part of the recap:
* shit lives
* blaming everyone else
*pretending she's poor but she's got expensive things
*pretending her lips are chewed to shit
 
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Motherwellgirl

Jack falling under a train

Jack ordering everyone to be kind. Always.

Jack bleaching her hair.

Jacks ouchy mouth not ouchy any more.

Jack tweeting Sophie Ellis Bextor
 
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LennyBriscoe

I think we’ve got a late entry into my favourite Jack-isms - mistaking Sarah Vine for Tim Vine is hilarious getting Jeremy Vine and Tim Vine confused I can understand given they’re brothers but that faux pas is really quite something
 
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choccydigestive

Actually going to bed now at a semi-reasonable hour, but wanted to send huge consoling hugs to @Cat_scratches - I’m so sorry you’re going through all of this.

Thanks also @Flumps for tagging the TERRIBLE posts! I can’t watch them now as the house is utterly silent *shakes fist* but I will in the morning!

Stay beefy, ladies
 
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peperomia

OH! Also the thread where it was revealed many posters harboured feelings for Ian Hislop, which makes me think an unconventional crush thread would be excellent
 
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