I love reading about the DKL times. It was before I joined the threads and I've got such a fear based cringe about it, I've still not watched a single episode or clip. I doubt I ever will. But will I read every single post where you funny fuckers describe it? Yes. Yes I will.
Jack Monroe #369 Lie-de-Lie!
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This was tattle's 2020 aneurism.
I just loaded up one of the daily kitchen videos and she's showing us the microfibre slippers she uses to sweep up cat hair
Send coroner-os, I'm deceased
Send coroner-os, I'm deceased
Yes he did. And yes it was. I think Marm captures that moment here, where Medusa- like she’s trying to turn Matt to stone. That was close to the end of the run where Matt was giving zero fucks anymore.
Oh I think Ruby fetishises 'working class' food in a different way, but it is still problematic. Jack relentlessly copies her.
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Oh god you've got me there! Definitely the second week, maybe episode 7? Iirc it was the same episode of the horse spunk lasagne.
Hahaha. God, yes. The way she was just sat there, so awkward, adding nothing to the show. And who can forget THANK YOU SO MATT MUCH, MATT. It was all truly awful. Mind you, covid was still in full swing so I think everyone was a bit
anyway. If she was on TV performing like that now, I'd definitely turn inside out with second hand embarrassment.
Amazing stuff
Hard to pick a favourite, but bottom
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She has a very big mouth.
Use a website like archive.today
Copy and paste the url to the tweet or blog and click save. Wait (it can sometimes take a few minutes). Share the link to the archived tweet with the screenshot.
Expat Frau here, iplayer doesn’t work and vpn are a bit useless, BBC too stupid to let us buy a licence have asked, very stupid are there any sources of DKL with the Twitter comments? Have found a couple on YouTube but no tweets. Any pointers to this ‘televisual feast’ ( RIP Bernard Cribbins) would be really helpful.
Mods if this is breaking rules, I understand the deletion and possible smack on my grubby ( but not as grubby as Jack’s ) paws, sorry.
Mods if this is breaking rules, I understand the deletion and possible smack on my grubby ( but not as grubby as Jack’s ) paws, sorry.
Been thinking a lot about who donates & why since that post by someone saying that they bunged her 200 quid, and the valid points raised by Molly & other twitter posters about the nature of online donations for 'activism'. I went back to her patreon to check what she has actually written.
"By supporting my Patreon you're giving me space to create the work that really drives me - the free recipes on my website and allllll the admin work that that entails, the charity work I do for free for dozens of food organisations and NGOs tackling poverty, the school talks, the good stuff that makes a difference but doesn't pay the bills. It's not a donation service, there's a reward at every tier, so it's more like a subscription for some goodies as well as exclusive behind the scenes content, musings, sneak peeks at upcoming bits and pieces, and more"
Fair enough, I can see why people would get behind that. However when there is zero evidence that she does anything at all resembling the bit in bold, only paid media / festival etc appearances & no rewards being sent why would that not tip off donors (because it is donating to an individuals lifestyle not supporting a tangible creative endeavour) why why why would you not think, I might be better bunging this money to the local food bank. ???? ffs
"By supporting my Patreon you're giving me space to create the work that really drives me - the free recipes on my website and allllll the admin work that that entails, the charity work I do for free for dozens of food organisations and NGOs tackling poverty, the school talks, the good stuff that makes a difference but doesn't pay the bills. It's not a donation service, there's a reward at every tier, so it's more like a subscription for some goodies as well as exclusive behind the scenes content, musings, sneak peeks at upcoming bits and pieces, and more"
Fair enough, I can see why people would get behind that. However when there is zero evidence that she does anything at all resembling the bit in bold, only paid media / festival etc appearances & no rewards being sent why would that not tip off donors (because it is donating to an individuals lifestyle not supporting a tangible creative endeavour) why why why would you not think, I might be better bunging this money to the local food bank. ???? ffs
Yeah, cos she keeps putting her entire bleeping foot into it.
Just to repeat, links to all DKL episodes are in the wiki- and can be watched outside the UK too
Don't worry, dearheart. It'll thicken in the oven. Matt's face when she lobbed the horse spunk over the lasagne was a picture
.Not hayfever dearheart but a 'mild cough'. Actaully that was a saga in itself: at the start of lockdown Jack said she would not be able to leave the house AT ALL due to being immunocomprised. Then she got the DKL gig and the immunocompromised status mysteriously disappeared (Praise Beans - a miracle!). The she coughed twice one weekend and had to isolate and do the first week from her kitchen, from which LJC evilly stole all the broadband. BUT she slipped and went out to buy a giant lemon, and then her isolation period was myseriously truncated, so she suddenly appeared in the studio the following week. Whereupon all the presenters and production crew promptly wished she hadn't.
Has....has she got her feet rammed into a pair of pumpkins or have I had an aneurysm?
And she wondered why C4 gave their lockdown series to That Man. Really makes you think.
Eh hem. I think you will find that Jack found the two weeks of 29 hour days - the prep, the rehearsing, the forensic checking of breaking news etc etc so exhausting for a smol pixie she took an entirely voluntary break from television. Absolutely Jack's choice.
And Matt just says "I like that, that during live TV it's still important to clean your floor"
Timestamp 25:50
Yes, she was trying to get a mortgage.
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