Jack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action

[IndominusRex]

Has she commented on the new Jamie Oliver one pan meals show yet?

 

[Edie Po]

What has she done to the handles on the drawers?

Nipple tassels

 

[Edie Po]

Kallax til I die.

If you hum it I might know it

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Repurpose old nipple tassels from your days as a painted lady in an 18th century brothel by using them as drawer handles.

Nipple tassles..

Jinx! [thump] Count to ten, no returns!

 

[Elastoblast]

Owen will be planning ANOTHER of his podcasts where middle class 30 somethings endlessly go over the same crap about poverty.

To be fair, when I was 30 I thought I knew it all. I couldn't understand why older people had such a different take on a situation, or why they thought everything was so difficult to address.

Guess what? Now I am that "older man" I no longer think I know it all. I now realise that nothing in government (or life to be honest) is simple or easy. Everything is complex, people are complex. And people are on the whole selfish, after all, who wouldn't put their own family first?

I have lived long enough to know crises come and go. They are all over the news, people fearful and panicking, but it ends up being dealt with, either successfully or sometimes less so. Eventually people look back and despair at what happened, promising it will never happen again, but it does. They then just carry on with life until the next crisis.

I could go on but I think you lovely Fraus are on the same page, so I'd be preaching to the converted.

Anyhow, on topic. Jack and Owen can talk until the cows come home, the country will still be up shit creak without a paddle. Nothing they say will make the slightest bit of difference, because nobody that matters is listening.

Long post, sorry/not sorry (delete as applicable)

Ahem, I think you mean Soz/Not Soz Dearheart. Go well

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Rest assured @Lucy Aeroplane, this is the Chris Evans I lust after! How are you not aware of him??? that time he accidentally shared a dick pic, BEST DAY EVER!

Ah yes, that beat Tommy Lee's wang out of the water. I think I prefer him blonde.

Anyway,back to Jack. She is very average in all areas so going out with a whimper is appropriate.

 

[Captainmouse]

I don't get that vibe. This is going to sound really mean but it's far too well written for him (based on stuff I've seen that he has written online). Also I think he would bring the tea on more personal and emotional stuff.

Sorry I was being 'funny'

 

[GrannyOgg]

Embarrassed to admit I do actually have 3 Billy book cases (one in each of the kids’ rooms). They’re flimsy as fuck, they barely survive being moved around a room, let alone being chucked in a skip and then salvaged.

I don’t think they are even chipboard. I think they are compressed cardboard. I bought a second hand set of ikea drawers and they literally fell to pieces when I moved them

 

[Shimmering]

OMG Jack has been retweeted by one of my favourite twitter people. I am horrified. He should know better.

I hear you. One of my favourite people on twitter is a huge Jack stan. The irony is they're so perceptive and bright, just seem to have a total blindspot when it comes to Jack

 

[Captainmouse]

Who does the BAFTA belong to? Or is it a thrift shop find y’all.

The previous mrs J known as LJC

 

[Onestorytoomany]

But you can save me from this madness
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(Forgetting what did and didn’t exist in her Instagram world.

There is a picture of a radio from late last year, gifted from mum it seems- is that new?)

I wonder if that came from her friendly neighbourhood horse?

 

[instacharlie]

Ah. OK, thanks. That's another sideboard/wine rack. Haven't we seen a blue one somewhere as well? I have the bungalow, but haven't quite got the interior layout sorted. (Only 'cos I cba. She puts all this stuff out there .)

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I think I've done it. It's through the doorway in the background. Definitely downstairs. You can even see the spiral staircase. Might even be a rack of garments there as well, although my eyesight is buggered atm (cataract op) so I may be wrong. (Owning up: take note, Jack).

Yep kitchen is to the left of the archway - because you can see the stairs whenever Jack posts a kitchen doorway photo. So the living room would be next to that.

 

[Lauradianalou]

I’d actually prefer marmalade broccolli and ice cream pasta

Don't give her any ideas....

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I made a nice grid collage.

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Ooh! We were looking for these after the DKL watch-alongs finished, are there any more?!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Whats she going to do with her fury, send a nasty email, write another shittly blog, break it. All stupid ideas pet.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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He needs to have a recent victim slopified.

 

[Captainmouse]

Feeling worried about all these Billyless houses and flats.

Where do you store your collection of left wing/poverty/politics books that you pretend to read?

I have neither, so i feel quite safe

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Totally and utterly off topic. But does that advert remind anyone else of the Reynolds Girls (I’ll get my coat…)

 

[Don't Panic]

grunking from yesterday, but I wonder if the reason she never takes SB anywhere is because she’s just so famous. Like the DM will have paps following her to try and dredge up her past for their sidebar of shame, and strangers will be constantly sidling up to quietly tell her they are in awe of her body of work. This is the downside of saving the poors, she’s been reluctantly thrust into stardom. Really makes you think.

Has she ever been papped flaunting her taut abs or endless pins when yomping down to the Asda?

 

[Edie Po]

There isn't. But I've heard if you schooch gently down to the seafront at the crack of dawn you can find some matching pieces that have gently washed ashore. All you have to do is chuck it in your rucksack and yomp home.

Do they come haunted like in the Fog remake .. cause that could explain Jack's cooking ..all the ghosteros getting their own back by spiking her slow cooker of doom.