I think i have missed bits, is Molly writing an actual article?
I think so, she referred to an article for Medium. I am excited!I think i have missed bits, is Molly writing an actual article?
They just donāt pay enough attention! A lot of people donāt.I know that Jackās inconsistencies are a huge part of what has brought people here, but somehow Iām still blindsided by some of them. How can Jack not see that this post from December 2021 makes an absolute mockery of their latest blog, in which they claimed they have been making their own shower gel for over a year due to being so skint. It clearly states that none of those luxury products are #gifted. How can the squigs defend this?
Also, what the actual hell is that haircut? Toni and Guy, hang up your scissors in shame.
She should have checked herself before she Dordrecht herself.What Happened in Dordrecht
"Did you enjoy your meal, darling?"
"Yes absolutely - I was a bit disappointed they didn't have a salad bar though. I have no idea why Harvester hasn't taken off over here."
"Well, at least we managed to find the one bar in all the Netherlands that's showing the Eastenders omnibus. I didn't know you were such a fan - you're so full of surprises. Anyway, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about..."
"Oh me too, what a coincidence, HAHAHAHA! We're so in sync, it's like we're two halves of the same person or something. Shall I go first?"
"Sure, why not."
"HAROLDWILLYOUMARRYME"
"Er...I'm not quite sure what to say...I mean, we haven't been seeing each other for long and this is a big decision..."
"Oh, it's OK, I don't expect you to give me an answer right away, I mean, I've only planned this evening for months and spent a huge chunk of my 150 hour working week researching wedding venues. It's fine. I'm fine. I just thought this would give us something nice to focus on instead of the mendacious faceless trolls who all want me to STOP BREATHING. Never mind, just take some time to think about it and let me know, next week maybe?"
"I'll...do that. Was there anything else you wanted to talk about?"
"Oh, yes. You see, it's such a hassle for you having to drive all the way from your little shop in the City to my humble shack in the ghetto of Southend in your massive car. I thought it would be nice if we moved in together."
"Oh...did you?"
"Yes, and don't worry, you don't need to get involved with all the planning and house hunting, I know how busy you are. You'll just have to sign a bit of paperwork, but I'll sort the rest. I've booked an appointment with a mortgage adviser and a pedicure just before - no reason, HAHAHAHA. We'll need somewhere with a spare bedroom or five, too."
"...Why is that?"
"Harold, I'm a week late! I know we're not trying, and it's probably nothing, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if I did get pregnant, would it? I mean, I've done it before and it's basically like having a houseplant, HAHAHAHA. Anyway, I've waffled on long enough - what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Oh...don't worry, it can wait till we're back home. I wouldn't want to spoil the rest of the holiday."
Reader, I snortedShe should have checked herself before she Dordrecht herself.
Thread title nom!!!!She should have checked herself before she Dordrecht herself.
Also... this isa pedicure just before - no reason, HAHAHAHA.
I have no idea how to get rid of quote tweet when I accidentally click on it! It wonāt let me change it! Anyway bit behind but has anyone seen Tom Kerridge signed up to do M&S budget meals for Ā£25 a week? Itās got decent reviews and doesnāt look like itās fell out a labradoodles arse!I think that I did this wrong and got a very strange article, some nice photos tho.
I keep going back to look at this, I think it's brilliantDo you think Jack and Martin still want a game?
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Two of the few things I hate in life...slugs and mustard. A bit niche I know and may lead to me being šŗļø (those and brown sauce. The work of the devil)No-cook slug roll. At these point they are just brazen! Plagiarisers!
This keeps happening to me too. No idea how to get rid.I have no idea how to get rid of quote tweet when I accidentally click on it! It wonāt let me change it! Anyway bit behind but has anyone seen Tom Kerridge signed up to do M&S budget meals for Ā£25 a week? Itās got decent reviews and doesnāt look like itās fell out a labradoodles arse!
Babe Same. I WANT this board so I can play Griftopoly.I keep going back to look at this, I think it's brilliant
This keeps happening to me too. No idea how to get rid.
I would buy it for you but... <tip jar>Babe Same. I WANT this board so I can play Griftopoly.
I'm a huge Bill fan, and I've only ever read things about him being a lovely human. Think we're safeMorning all. Catching up so forgiveness where it may land. Jack (and other 'celebs', yes I'm looking at you Ralf), this is how you raise money for a cause you believe in. You make a post and you link to the place where the money needs to go. No passwords or bank accounts required. There, not hard is it? (And please don't tell me there's anything bad about BB - I couldn't take it!)
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