Yes! You are right. Forensic Jack strikes again.Aren't people usually put on full pay for gardening leave?
Jack Monroe #363 I regret to inform you Jack Monroe has done another tweet
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Rinsed hoops
And fruit loops
Jack is tiny
And very whiny
by FlirtyThirty aged 48 & 3/4.
And fruit loops
Jack is tiny
And very whiny
by FlirtyThirty aged 48 & 3/4.
She's getting paid and not doing her job. The irony is off the scale. She's just the ultimate piss taker, has to be.
I don't know about her older bro having any degrees, I'm not military adjacent like Jack, so not sure how all that works.
Her younger siblings will soon be at uni age, I wonder how they'll feel about their sister's fake degrees if they go on to earn a proper one?
Papa H is going to have to take Jack's tweets off the fridge soon, there will be actual achievements to stick up!Begging time for me - could an arty Frau possibly stick her mugshot* onto a Jack of Diamonds playing card, please?
*the one from BBC Breakfast where she looks gakked off her chops, preferably
Hi tender hearted Frauen and Herren, long time lurker here. I've been trying to maintain being a lurker and not be sucked into the rough and pumble life but the ring post has broken me. Not the rings per se because also wtf you can't be in serious poverty with those but.....
THE STATE OF THOSE HANDS. I'm sorry. As a catering frau of around 20 years working in kitchens around the world, if I had have turned up to ANY JOB with my hands looking like that I would have been sacked on the spot/sent home/never been asked back. You cannot pass yourself off as a serious cook with that level of uncleanliness. And before anyone comes at me with 'I can't afford soap', love look at what is on your hands! Go down the pound shop you can by enough soap to last you for a year with any of those diamonds off your rings.
As you were tender ones, you are such a funny bunch xx
THE STATE OF THOSE HANDS. I'm sorry. As a catering frau of around 20 years working in kitchens around the world, if I had have turned up to ANY JOB with my hands looking like that I would have been sacked on the spot/sent home/never been asked back. You cannot pass yourself off as a serious cook with that level of uncleanliness. And before anyone comes at me with 'I can't afford soap', love look at what is on your hands! Go down the pound shop you can by enough soap to last you for a year with any of those diamonds off your rings.
As you were tender ones, you are such a funny bunch xx
I'm sure there was a screenshot (however many threads ago) where Allegra said Jack had proposed to her. So I assume she bought that one, too.
It’s the new butter. And now butter has gone all “fake smart price rice inflation” expensive. At this rate it will be rinsed hoops keeping the bus tickets in their shoes
Maybe it’s just me but I’d sell all my valuable items BEFORE I went on the beg on the internet if I was hard up for cash 
It’s too hot for hoovering tender one
I’m not love starved. I’ve got two lovely rings from my OH (he is real - at times this is unfortunate) and I’ve recently seen about having them made slightly bigger and the cost just to have extra gold put in them was so high I’ve decided against it and they’ll sit in a drawer for a bit longer. However if it was down to the rings or my kids washing in warm water and not eating slop it would be a no brainier to see them you daft twit
(Honest).
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I'm actually grateful, had a couple of childfree hours, chores list long as my diamond necklace, did one chore and then my jack-curiosity forced me into a lie down position, helping me conserve energy and quietly gently combat heat stroke risk before the reappearance of my offspring.
She gives without any awareness of what she does Sometimes.
Sterling stuff jack.
Whichever party you choose to represent will certainly be aware of your presence
Did anyone else notice that one of the people who died, only had £3.44 in their bank?
What is it with that number.
I LOVE that every time she posts a tit recipe the canal are on hand to explain what’s wrong with it and how to make it better! We should release our own cookbook.
(By we I mean the royal we, I can’t cook but I’d like a credit for coming up with the idea
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Ahem, just gonna stop you right there, Frumpy C.
I think you’ll find that the devil works hard, but Jack? She works harder.
Jack, Hi.
Just wanted to point out that if the hand you're rattling your tin with looks like it belongs to Elizabeth Dukes "eccentric" sister then that, my tender one is, well..
A bit gauche darling.
HTH xoxo
Just wanted to point out that if the hand you're rattling your tin with looks like it belongs to Elizabeth Dukes "eccentric" sister then that, my tender one is, well..
A bit gauche darling.
HTH xoxo
That’s the crux of it, really. Jack is only interested in promoting Jack. The Poors are the tool that she uses to promote herself. She’s not really interested in them and their lives (except to the extent she can steal and embellish their stories for her own means), in fact she seems to view them as a strange and alien species. She wants to be lauded as the only true saviour of the poors, doing everything single-handed and working 30-hour days for no reward (this is essential to her grift). If she were to signpost other charities and sources of help, she would be acknowledging it’s not just her doing everything herself, and we can’t have that can we.
(She only acknowledges TT because they blow smoke up her arse, and were part of that “donate a book” grift).
Best phrase ever. Thank(space)you.
It's so jack monroe to actively campaign for the exact current situation while thinking she's smashing the wheel
The ‘don’t look backwards. You’re not going that way’ makes me cringe my insides out.
she’s made a career out of one period where she was skint more than a decade ago. Everything she does is based on this and when she introduces herself she references it. She is constantly looking backwards.
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