Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me

[drivingdownthe101]

Erm...

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What is WRONG with her hands?!

 

[Soap a Dope]

When the only person who has made a donation is the person who organised the campaign, can it really be said to have raised anything? There's a philosophical conundrum for a Friday afternoon...
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Tree falling in the forest

 

[AnnRKey]

Also a lover of country music, festivals and hiking. (And a gym rat)

PS 5ft 1.7 inches absolutely Pumbles my Wang. Every time. THAT CANNOT BE A THING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

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Pocket rocket? That would involve effort.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Jack basically is MrUKTikTokOfficial

 

[ChastityDingle]

Lesley Negus (ThriftyLesley) posts cheap meals that actually look nice, but as she isn't a massive grifter doesn't get the same acclaim:

Bacony tomatoey pasta

Tomatoes and bacon with pasta. Quick, delicious and easy.... and cheap! What could be better!

thriftylesley.com

Thanks for this, have saved the link.

 

[Swisspea]

What is WRONG with her hands?!

No, I’ll stick with the ruby thanks. Don’t fancy taxidermist hands around my supper.

 

[jenny2603]

Long vodka was our drink of choice when my friends and I turned18, I still love one! Highly, highly doubt JM would be able to stomach downing an entire bottle of Angostura, a wee bit goes a v long way. If I remember right, doesn't the bottle have a drippy spout bit that she'd have had to pry out too?!

Yes I think you have to give it a bit of welly to get something out it. As you say a little goes a long way and it can really spoil your drink if it's been prepared by someone a bit too generous with the bitters.

 

[valee]

You forgot the prunes, dearheart.

How silly of me to try and grunk during dinner

 

[TankGirl]

Apologies because I'm behind and totally grunking. What in sweet Jesus's name is that 'wang' reference about? I'm almost scared to speculate.

I am SO glad you’ve asked, wondering for a friend …

Tommy Lee of Motley Crue posted a dick pic to Insta and Twitter.

Oh of course that all makes complete sense now, thank you dear heart x

 

[auntylil]

For one minute I thought she was going to say she was feeding the tree surgeons. Don't want to imagine how they'd cope with diarrhoea forty feet up.

Well, hopefully by getting Jacko to stand beneath the trees...

 

[sioc]

My view had always been that the total sales were about 11 grand, but beng Jack she didn't understand that she had to deduct her costs from that figure. In reality they should have got a few hundred quid but cos she can't possibly be wrong she made the rest up from her own money.

Honestly I hope thats not the case because even if it was a stupid self promoting stunt I don't think she should be somehow obliged to make up the difference if she was calculating it wrong. My assumption was that either there were truly enough morons out there who spend 15e on a t shirt to donate 3e to a charity instead of just giving the 15e directly or she'd worked something out with teemill where they waived some fees because of the good cause. (all figures made up because I'M TIRED and can't be bothered to go check)

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Also
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Angostura bitters. The drink that every working class person has in their drinks cabinet. Aren’t they a mixer that you typically put in GIN?

Haha my parents had a bottle and my sister necked most of it in one of her plastic bags of booze that she’d fill up and then nibble the corner off to drink on the way down the rec.
We were deffo working class but she’s just feral by nature
You put angastora over ice, shake it, then pour it all out it’s just supposed to cover the glass but I don’t know what you drink with it.

 

[Walkdengirl]

I asked for a long vodka in a pub in England not long after I first moved down. They didn’t have a clue what I was talking about. Haven’t tried in Edinburgh but it was my staple drink as a student in Aberdeen.

I got into them due to a Scottish friend , not really a thing where we live in the north

 

[Cookiecookie]

I've just seen that the Two Chubby Cubs are working with Lorna from fyf20quid.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Can we have another poll please? To see who people think will win in Pumble v Wang?

Pumble no question.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Molly's avatar looks like Quinn, Daria's sister. That makes me happy.

Yes! An alt reality goth Quinn

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Have we seen this before? It's Jack with the owner of a famous wang (alleged chipolata according to Ms Vardy)

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Loves his kids tho,

 

[StringyMango]

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MAKE THIS SO.

 

[RaeRae]

Just saw this on Facebook to get us in the mood.

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They forgot bollocks.

 

[NellieBoo]

Vlad has infiltrated my Twitter timeline.

We know what you've been searching then .