Jack Monroe #351 Nobody should be donating to a character from a Pulp song

[Mrs Peel]

Nearly 1am and she's still trending. Not sure this is what Jack had in mind when she wanted to go viral. Oh dearie me.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

What is FBPE? Food Bank...P....E .

 

[Bugger13]

That's just reminded me of Jack's "three tin tender" recipe... Literally a tin of stewed steak, tin of tomatoes and a can of coke slopped in a pan.

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I care not for preachery?
Where to even start.

 

[Ostapbender]

Well, off to bed

 

[Shimmering]

What is FBPE? Food Bank...P....E .

It's explained in this article:

#FBPE: what is the pro-EU hashtag spreading across social media?

If you’ve been wondering what it means, here’s the answer – and the complex tale of how some have tried to hijack it

www.theguardian.com

TLDR: it's a hashtag for #bekind centrists.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

It's explained in this article:

#FBPE: what is the pro-EU hashtag spreading across social media?

If you’ve been wondering what it means, here’s the answer – and the complex tale of how some have tried to hijack it

www.theguardian.com

TLDR: it's a hashtag for #bekind centrists.

I’m not on twitter anymore, I LEFT. But I always found fbpe to be so cringey., I’m not a brexit fan, but likewise some of my best friendships and funniest ones are where I disagree with people and can have a good debate. Not have an echo chamber comments club

 

[Candytuft]

I don't feel sorry for her. For every single donation from kind, well meaning people she deserves a kick in the shins. Not an actual one, just a sharp wake up. I am not thinking about the ones who give because it's like a salve to their right on charity conscience.
I never thought I would think like that, it's horrible the way she makes me feel and I will think again and no doubt regret it.
Ten years of lies, manipulation and all the while she sees family, has partners and still it carried on. I can't figure it out.

 

[Tabitha D]

Well, off to bed
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“Jack .. is an endless barrel of fun”. They can’t be serious?

 

[HotesTilaire]

However this pans out, it is a major blow for her reputation and brand. And about time too.
I think there’s been a growing realisation over the last 2 years of what she’s been up to, and it seems to have gathered pace in the last few months. More and more people were seeing the light each time there was a chaos - and now this.
Her downfall is her own greed, grandiosity and entitlement. Her many many lies and inconsistencies are there for everyone to see, in her own words. Her back story simply doesn’t stand up to the slightest scrutiny. And Tattle has the receipts!
A former friend of hers came onto these threads a while back, and said that they thought money would be Jack’s downfall. Looks like they were right.
I wonder what her parents make of this shitshow. And SB’s dad. And her exes. Embarrassed, ashamed?

The sad part is, she’s unaware of why this has happened. In her head, she’s done one of her great pov essays and for some reason, it’s getting backlash. Normally when she does one, people praise her. She’s unable to comprehend that people are tired, so very tired of her quavering voice and despairing humblebrags about sleeping on a sofa and selling all her stuff. Repeating the same shite for ten years wears down the sympathy and increases the suspicion and she can’t see it. She wants a headpat for doing a wee in her potty as usual.

 

[Ostapbender]

“Jack .. is an endless barrel of fun”. They can’t be serious?

I think Jack Monroe, I think fun

 

[HotesTilaire]

She'll rinse anything but those filthy fingernails. It's an illness.

So, so very early.
Works on so many levels, too.

What is FBPE? Food Bank...P....E .

Front/back penis entry. It’s how you end up being twitter friends with Russ In Cheshire, the Rear Admiral himself.

 

[jenny2603]

The sad part is, she’s unaware of why this has happened. In her head, she’s done one of her great pov essays and for some reason, it’s getting backlash. Normally when she does one, people praise her. She’s unable to comprehend that people are tired, so very tired of her quavering voice and despairing humblebrags about sleeping on a sofa and selling all her stuff. Repeating the same shite for ten years wears down the sympathy and increases the suspicion and she can’t see it. She wants a headpat for doing a wee in her potty as usual.

She is absolutely incapable of learning. It's like when you get a wasp in the house and no matter what you do to guide it through the wide open window it insists on battering itself off the glass.

 

[Edie Po]

Jackorifter..I don't want to duck you ...shudders in Northern
I definitely don't want you to feed me
Anddddd enough people have been funding you ...you cheeky little sloppo.

 

[jenny2603]

“Jack .. is an endless barrel of fun”. They can’t be serious?

But..but she's a wild free spirit who swigs squash and leaps into paddling pools.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Marm is busy/asleep and I’m not advanced enough to make a nice collage for you, so here’s a #throwback to the time Jack lost her meds. Spoiler alert - they were in the skip were they duck

Jack Monroe #96 Not that nice

Dried chickpeas work out cheaper but will need to be soaked in cold water for at least 8 hours before starting the recipe, and then need to be cooked (put in a pan, cover with water and boil vigorously for at least 10 minutes before draining and using). 10 minutes for dried chickpeas? Holy...

tattle.life

 

[jenny2603]

Marm is busy/asleep and I’m not advanced enough to make a nice collage for you, so here’s a #throwback to the time Jack lost her meds. Spoiler alert - they were in the skip were they duck

Jack Monroe #96 Not that nice

Dried chickpeas work out cheaper but will need to be soaked in cold water for at least 8 hours before starting the recipe, and then need to be cooked (put in a pan, cover with water and boil vigorously for at least 10 minutes before draining and using). 10 minutes for dried chickpeas? Holy...

tattle.life

Oh you've made my day. I LOVED Jack in a skip.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I don't feel sorry for her. For every single donation from kind, well meaning people she deserves a kick in the shins. Not an actual one, just a sharp wake up. I am not thinking about the ones who give because it's like a salve to their right on charity conscience.
I never thought I would think like that, it's horrible the way she makes me feel and I will think again and no doubt regret it.
Ten years of lies, manipulation and all the while she sees family, has partners and still it carried on. I can't figure it out.

I agree - if she didn't see this coming at some point she is an arrogant idiot. She knew a lot of her backstory was based on lies. I think Nigella's patronage has given her a false sense of security.
I bet she is thinking about the other horrors yet to be uncovered. Eg The Teemill fiasco, and recent promise she handed over unspecified amounts of donated money to unidentified charities. Because of course charities famously don't want publicity And despite promising complete transparency.
And I'm sure there are lies we probably aren't even aware of she is panicking about surfacing.

 

[BubbleDuck]

I can’t complete with Skip Jack but I can offer startled Jack? It’s how I picture her trying to work out why the latest essay hasn’t worked.


I chose a terrible couple of days to have a small chaos irl which means I am now attempting to speed grunk while also follow along in real time . I’m exhausted, send Haroldos Walrusos pumbleos dino nappos

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Good thinking squig, save the poors from slop recipes

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Hot diggity dawg, to round off the evening I think we need a big ole plate of shrimps and grits, Georgia Church Suppers style. Gonna put some in my fanny pack for my walk tomorrow.

Tattle is 5th in a search for Georgia Church Suppers. So sorry, Americans (and other Georgians), Jack started it.