“Pele, messi, Ronaldo and Lewandowski have all called me behind the scenes. Between us, we have a combined 80 years experience in the tactics and strategy of elite international football. We carefully, painstakingly drew up aProbably screaming football tactics at the telly cos she's an expert, you know.
Yay football. Go Gazza! I hope David Beckham scores ten goals.She’ll be tweeting how well Rashford is playing any minute.
(Not a slight on Rashford or the lionesses, joking that Jack won’t realise it’s the women playing)
Our random visitors are fascinating, Max the rigger, Joe le Taxi, sardine advent calendar maker man, Eamonn Holme's cousin...But not their first cousin. Big “oil rig” energy. What is it with those who blunder in demanding to know what we’re all doing here?
Not being funny, but i took this as the poster meant they normally weigh a bit of a chunk more than a doodle xI don’t think this is correct, and potentially quite triggering/ dangerous to say. It’s a large amount of dog, sure. It’s not much adult human though.
Yep, the rest is ego.Yeah Jack herself barely weighs 7 stone. Smol pixie that she is
Of course squig. There's no way Jack wouldn't do her research! Like there's no way she would claim to have read a book she hadn't read. Keep drinking the Kool Aid, PAL.
hatttie gladwell, @Jack_M...M
Our random visitors are fascinating, Max the rigger, Joe le Taxi, sardine advent calendar maker man, Eamonn Holme's cousin...
Don't laugh, but I had a ~brief~ relationship like this.Ah, how to occupy ourselves whilst the mega explosive, heart rending bullshit is being typed up.
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Another thing I find odd on this thread: posters
I'll take grey goose thenPs, if im going to be a bird, I want to be a Famous Grouse x
Oooh what bond villian would she be, sideboard sandy? Sloppyjo? The possibilities are endless and her thing would be trying to take over the world through her slop inducing recipies that she serves straddling a vintage sideboard.
Hattie was quite the visitor. She must have got a real job now.hatttie gladwell, @Jack_M...
Is this the aneurysm?
Jack would be a Masked BoobyPs, if im going to be a bird, I want to be a Famous Grouse x
I hope so, she had quit Twitter the last time I looked for her.Hattie was quite the visitor. She must have got a real job now.
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