Jack Monroe #347 Nationalise Patreon!

[Django]

Spoiler: Hmmm

I don’t think this is correct, and potentially quite triggering/ dangerous to say. It’s a large amount of dog, sure. It’s not much adult human though.

The average weight for a woman in the UK is about 11st, size 16.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

More of a “hoo dat?” than a hoohah.

Thread title nomination!

Excellent Sideboard. Excellent

 

[HotesTilaire]

Think it was before your time Hotes. Around the time of the shed/Lingreenie. Someone claimed to be Eamonn's cousin but no-one believed them. Then iirc someone triangled a follower of Eamonn on SM who fitted the same criteria and did indeed appear to be his cousin.
Happy days.


Banana on curry was definitely a thing in the 70s. I feel queasy thinking about it.

But not their first cousin. Big “oil rig” energy. What is it with those who blunder in demanding to know what we’re all doing here?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

All the talk of Eamonn’s cousin reminds me of another favourite (presumably a) lie from Jack - that LJC had been on here and was banned.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's hit 557k followers now. That's 4k in the last week or two. Wtf

 

[Django]

But not their first cousin. Big “oil rig” energy. What is it with those who blunder in demanding to know what we’re all doing here?

Good ol' Max, last seen in F & D lecturing everyone

 

[TillyMiffin]

Think it was before your time Hotes. Around the time of the shed/Lingreenie. Someone claimed to be Eamonn's cousin but no-one believed them. Then iirc someone triangled a follower of Eamonn on SM who fitted the same criteria and did indeed appear to be his cousin.
Happy days.


Banana on curry was definitely a thing in the 70s. I feel queasy thinking about it.

I had a Thai curry type thing served on a banana leaf once. Think ‘Chicken Maryland’ was the thing where you’d get banana fritters

 

[NellieBoo]

She's hit 557k followers now. That's 4k in the last week or two. Wtf

Yeah but why are people following her?! Could be to watch her make a buffoon of herself.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Yeah but why are people following her?! Could be to watch her make a buffoon of herself.

Whenever she starts to “lose” like she is with her nationalise everything post she does get a small bump, I think people hoping to watch a train wreck…

 

[FunnyFuneral]

That tongue photo genuinely makes me feel queasy. Imagine sticking your gob on something that you scroll through all day, even on the bog.

I had actually never seen Celery before and also thought it was tentacles. Love that even her celery chopping skills are inept. Uneven, not probably chopped. Terrible.

Me too, in my head Celery, Edinburgh was a healthy looking bunch, not that sad grey little pile of what looks like squid innards

 

[Django]

Me too, in my head Celery, Edinburgh was a healthy looking bunch, not that sad grey little pile of what looks like squid innards

A lot of Jack's FB fans said the same

 

[StringyMango]

Does that mean we now have a new Squig sub-group called the Diggles?

Don't forget the data squiggles too!

 

[Mr Krabs]

Whenever she starts to “lose” like she is with her nationalise everything post she does get a small bump, I think people hoping to watch a train wreck…

She got mentioned on the Fauxmoi subreddit. Whenever she gets a Reddit mention, good or bad, she seems to gain a whole load of American followers. So that might have helped.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Spoiler: Weight spec

Yeah Jack herself barely weighs 7 stone. Smol pixie that she is

id say she is probably in around 8st 5, judging by her height shs is smol would be of an average normal weight. Shes not particualry skinny.

Apologies if not acceptable feel free to tell me to delete, just an observation.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Jack out supporting the lionesses?

 

[Mrs Peel]

Jack out supporting the lionesses?

Probably screaming football tactics at the telly cos she's an expert, you know.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Probably screaming football tactics at the telly cos she's an expert, you know.

She’ll be tweeting how well Rashford is playing any minute.

(Not a slight on Rashford or the lionesses, joking that Jack won’t realise it’s the women playing)

 

[Limey]

Jack out supporting the lionesses?

Is this the day she volunteers at the foodbank?

 

[Django]

Jack out supporting the lionesses?

She's quietly taking them snacks for half time

 

[FunnyFuneral]

REALLY off topic now, but there was a very, very handsome German firefighter (a real one, not a call handler) in that column a few years ago who I think might be my equivalent of the tree surgeons.

Spoiler: Off Topic Heroic Handsome Firefighter

Experience: I saved a boy trapped in a safe

All the experts told us the boy was going to die – only his late grandfather knew the code

www.theguardian.com

Phwoar he's a bit dishy