Come on! Are you telling me knowing that electrons were in the 2.8.8 configuration* hasn’t helped you enormously?I'm so thankful right now that I'm getting old and have memories to replace all the school learning shite. It's ~literally~ all fallen out of my head! I just remember the best bits!
She looks like she’s about to go and eviscerate a sacrificial goat in this photo.Maybe Ballet Jack will delight us by joining forces with Poetry Jack and portraying some of her misquoted poems via the medium of interpretive dance. Sleeve tattoos and all.
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Maybe Ballet Jack will delight us by joining forces with Poetry Jack and portraying some of her misquoted poems via the medium of interpretive dance. Sleeve tattoos and all.
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Babe same. Where I worked there was an ‘artsie’ crowd and there used to be this guy that turned up to sing sea shanties every single week at the open mic (no instruments).She sounds like a real laugh down the pub, I used to work in an old man's bar and I have heard many a ballad and tune on the spoons and I'd rather that any day that her terrible terrible poetry reading.
Ah. Bless her and her non ouchy shoulders.Maybe Ballet Jack will delight us by joining forces with Poetry Jack and portraying some of her misquoted poems via the medium of interpretive dance. Sleeve tattoos and all.
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Ooh yes me, I love this show so much! I do see her more as Evie Russell, the emotional vampire that Colin dates, but Colin the energy vampire works too as she is such a drainI have finally figured it out. Does anyone watch “What we do in the Shadows” the tv show? She’s Colin Robinson, the energy vampire. She just sucks the life out of people by boring them into submission.
https://giphy.com/h5XLqFYFGAym1KE0kM
Speaking of which, wonder how her tomatoes etc are doing, wonder how many keeled over in the recent hot spell?I did two Wilfred Owen poems for O Level - 'Arms and the Boy' and 'Anthem for Doomed Youth'. No idea why I remember that, and I certainly don't recite them while I'm planting 17 varieties of tomatoes that I can't eat because they're in the Nightshade family.
It does have a touch of the “Rose West’s lost her glasses” about it, now you mention it.She looks like she’s about to go and eviscerate a sacrificial goat in this photo.
B.O. Wulf, if you will.Why is she pretending to like poetry?! She is the Seamus Heaney of Slop.
Not sure what Argon has to do with this!Come on! Are you telling me knowing that electrons were in the 2.8.8 configuration* hasn’t helped you enormously?
*it’s all lies.
Really hoping she doesn't discover Ulysses, because:Whenever I see one of Jack's dishes, I am reminded of her occasional countryman (depending on which day of the week it is), James Joyce:
Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liver slices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencod's roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.
ETA: ...whereas Joyce's love letters remind me of Jack-adjacent RussInCheshire. If you ever want to be horrified, google "james joyce" fart. You have been warned, this is the literary equivalent of Lorraine's growler.
Oh I don’t know. Her cookies looked…RUDYARD….Kipling? Bit gauche darling
I'll never not think of the late great Mr Mercury when I see this. He even sang an ode to the Mediterranean arsed pixie. Fat bottomed girls...Maybe Ballet Jack will delight us by joining forces with Poetry Jack and portraying some of her misquoted poems via the medium of interpretive dance. Sleeve tattoos and all.
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I don’t scare easily but she looks terrifying there. I could still take her because I’m well hard but I’d rather not get close enough to touch her thanksIt does have a touch of the “Rose West’s lost her glasses” about it, now you mention it.
ETA So in March 2015 she was having strong feelings about ballet which couldn’t be ignored, and by July 2022 she was having strong feelings about a cheese, pickle and crisp doorstep sandwich in bed that couldn’t be ignored. Hardly what you’d call progress, is it?
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