My eyes!!! Aaargh!Haha, you mithering nanny, I've found Jack's poetry blog (she's in disguise, natch)
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My eyes!!! Aaargh!Haha, you mithering nanny, I've found Jack's poetry blog (she's in disguise, natch)
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She fucks them upShe fucks them up, the soup and beans
I read this whilst eating and nearly died.Can’t wait for Inspector Calls Jack or maybe Of Mice and Men. Cooper has big Lenny vibes.
There was a young woman called JackThere was an old woman called Jack
Who struggled to cope with her twit
Her unruly labia
stretched to Arabia
And got in the way of her gak
Oh I hope we get Euripides Jack, although of course she's had it harder than every protagonist of every Greek tragedy. Sure, Pentheus was tricked by a god, torn limb from limb by temporarily maddened women and ended up with his own mother planning to nail his severed head up above the front door, but Jack once ran out of jam.Since she’s apparently so KNOWLEDGEABLE about poetry and also so incredibly Greek, why isn’t she quoting some Greek poets, come on Jack where’s Seferis and Cavafy? Or she could go way back in time to the Braided hair ancient Greeks and give us some Homer. Maybe the bit in the Iliad where Achilles goes off on one about how much he hates liars and manipulators and people who do no work but take all the rewards. That passage might be particularly apt perhaps.
Quoting myself like a prick to say, even the “thank you“s in POEMS become thankyou once Jack‘s done with them.
tit, not Kipling! Duck and cover!
Of course they do. Jack hates the English language.Quoting myself like a prick to say, even the “thank you“s in POEMS become thankyou once Jack‘s done with them.