Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing

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The recovery stuff is 80% fiction but she is lonely and her narc character needs new fuel. If someone keeps mountains of printed emails telling her how wonderful she is and asks people to send more love letters to her agent, regularly showing a phone number is another shout out to sycophantic followers. Here is my number. Call me and tell me how bloody amazing you think I am. She is getting noticeably less responses on Twitter as people wise up.
 
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It also really shows how much she's squandered opportunities. Earlier this year, when the 344% thread went viral, she briefly had the highest profile she's had in years - constantly on TV/radio, getting retweeted by genuinely famous people etc etc.

Anyone even slightly savvy would have seized that with both hands. Get the website updated regularly again, post weekly meal plans, start a newsletter on supermarket deals of the week...there are so many options. Instead she bought a pigskin hat and went on holiday to Venice.
 
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Such wise words @Into_the_tunnel this describes those narcissists on Twitter perfectly.

Her life is lived out on Twitter, for Twitter. That’s clear for anyone to see. When you construct something for external validation, it a) will not give you long term satisfaction and b) will not be able to be maintained for long.
 
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This!! If it wasn't for here. I wouldn't even know she was still involved in the crisis. I haven't seen her name in the papers or in the media for weeks, even with that little spell that she was on frequently a few months back. Seems they discovered she hadn't much new to offer.
 
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My addiction is Jack. I guess this is my AA.

(Still doing draft 2 of my project, but also mithering on here. Have I turned into her? Send helpoes)
 
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Lots of cooks I follow are doing weekly meal plans at the moment. It’s really striking the budget cook isn’t.
Becky Excell (gluten free cook) has been making air fryer cookies this week. They look tasty and there’s a recipe.

I feel sorry for the other members of her AA groups (if she really is going)
 
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Ummm. Posted last night. Is the countertop toaster oven gas? Is her #notworking #oventruther oven gas? The mystery rumbles on…

Edit- you don’t ping it in the microwave. You pop it in the microwave and it pings when it is done. Ffs.

 
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Completely agree: read the kitten threads and I am sickened, can't get that poor creature's suffering out of my head.

(25 years a cat owner staff.)
 
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Didn't she have the chance to speak to a in committee on food or something? And she completely ignored it.
 
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Thankyou @Marmalade Atkins , you are a goddess.

Jack, nuzzling your current exBIL isn't really that shy

Has Jack done an OH CRIKEY big delete? Lots seems missing
 
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