She is so desperate for someone to contact her. Pathetic.
Ahem, this has been her busiest week of work in months. She lay in a hammock and pretended to edit, she wrote a spite dedication, she shared heatwave food tips and invented stretchy hummus, she tweeted about fire, she baked TWO kinds of cookies...and all this with her teeth crumbling and her shoulder in constant, agonising pain. A true hero.Publicly available because she keeps making it public.
Also what work?
Vinegar and tomatoes? Maybe it's because I was raised Italian but I was always told to put some sugar in for every tin of tomatoes to cancel out the acidity. I can feel the enamel coming off my teeth just reading the recipe. Oh maybe this is the origin of her teeth woes?Let’s not forget her classic recipe for Triple Tomato Soup.
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I have so many questions, such as why are you making soup out of soup? But my main one is, why do you need to blend this? It’s soup and chopped tomatoes. Even with the ouwchiest of mouths you could drink this down.
Wait a bootstrapping minute! She describes herself here as working class, but in the poem linked on the previous page, she calls herself middle class. No wonder we're confused (not), she doesn't even know herself what her background is! Tut tut, Jack, tut tut (or should that be toot toot?).View attachment 1432641
An oldish tweet and not from one of the usual suspects. You'll be amazed to learn, no correction came.
I agree. I think Jack has spent her life seeing her father being lauded for his achievements and wanted that for herself, but failed to understand that Big Dave, despite the fact the I suspect is a bit of an annoying git, actually put in the hard work to achieve his accolades. I have a relative with an MBE, he’s an absolute knob but he did genuinely earn his gong.I think he is a little like Jack himself, loves to get his name in the paper and has major hero complex.
He at least does something good to channel this, his daughter is just a fantasist and mooch.
"Raised Greek".Tomorrow is the second anniversary of when the Greek mezze was on special at the Co_op.
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There’s so much wrong with this… whoever commissioned, edited, gave the go ahead to this bilge needs to have a long hard look at themselves. It’s baffling
This is not an example of an ~autistic mind~ it’s the sign of a pedantic ~twat~
It's just yet another example of Jack being handed a good thing in life and destroying it out of pure spite. Grows up in a lovely home in a nice area, runs it down with invented tales of childhood poverty. Handed a good quality education that the overwhelming majority of children will never get anywhere near, throws it away. Gets handed amazing opportunities to make a career in the media/food/campaigning, ducks that up at every opportunity. Has a healthy, if slightly alarming set of teeth, sits back and watches them rot out her head for attention on Twitter.She sounds like she needs more dairy in her diet. My mum hates milk and her teeth are nice and white with healthy gums, yet they break due to a life long milk aversion.
My son was 'thrust into the world of minimum wage work' at 16 . By that I mean, he didn't like college, fair enough. But he was told by us he needed to do something. He wasn't going to be able to sit around in his pants, eating biscuits and playing FIFA on his PS5 . Doesn't have quite the same 'woe is me' ring to it though, does it?!I didn't realise Jack moved out at 16. I always thought "thrust into the world of minimum wage work" meant her parents made her get a job when she couldn't get into 6th form