Hell nah, remember the last (and only) time she ever pretended to be playing 'kickyball' in the garden with SB it later transpired that she'd spent the morning blow-drying a dead kitten
Hell nah, remember the last (and only) time she ever pretended to be playing 'kickyball' in the garden with SB it later transpired that she'd spent the morning blow-drying a dead kittenYou don't need to be alone Jack, you have a son whose father is very likely working. Someone is looking after him during the holidays, why isn’t it you?
Get off your lazy ENGLISH arse and offer to have him and one of his friends for a few days. Get a water slide, set up a net for badminton. Do all the stuff normal parents do To entertain their kids.
I'm almost tempted to nominate the bit in the spoiler as a thread title, but it's a bit grim and not everyone has a sense of humour as dark as mine, so I SHAN'THell nah, remember the last (and only) time she ever pretended to be playing 'kickyball' in the garden with SB it later transpired that she'd spent the morning blow-drying a dead kitten
Apple are notoriously good at safeguarding user data & safari actually blocks third party cookies. But yeah, it’s a lot of personal data in one device.Jack makes out like Tesco are data mining every single bit of her life without realising that: A) she owns a load of Apple products that probably track EVERYTHING and B) she fucking Tweet's every single thought, no matter how fleeting, that comes into her head.
It’s Big Dave chat from the last century, it’s such an outdated viewApple are notoriously good at safeguarding user data & safari actually blocks third party cookies. But yeah, it’s a lot of personal data in one device.
The hilarious thing is ad/PR agencies & brands & content owners & lots of diff companies or ppl scrape Twitter for research. Twitter monetise the content she’s wasting her life providing them. Experian (who she’s worked for) sell data to brands to enrich customer data for BI or CRM purposes - so the emails brands send you could very well be considering your household income or if you’re a credit card shopper.
And yet it’s saving 50p off strawberries she’s got beef with?key stage 2 thinking yet again
Won’t go tl;dr but John Lewis are doing gr8 things with customer data. There are conference talks about it on YouTube lol.It’s Big Dave chat from the last century, it’s such an outdated view
yes, it is shit. i'm looking at a hotel just now - both on my phone and my work laptop. if i log in to the hotels dot com app the price is around 80 cheaper than it is using the club card link.@Lazarus that’s terrible! I’d be emailing Tesco to get them to change them, fuming!
They can probably track all her super sensitive data every time she uses her Go Henry card, or whatever it is she has now. What sensitive data are they going to find out anyway? Whether she bought Del Monte or value tinned prunes?Jack makes out like Tesco are data mining every single bit of her life without realising that: A) she owns a load of Apple products that probably track EVERYTHING and B) she fucking Tweet's every single thought, no matter how fleeting, that comes into her head.
Thanks, Monroe. There I was, my oven on full heat, preparing a roast with all the trimmings when you came along with your tip of just eating someting cold in a heatwave instead. Thanks for all you do. Your tips are #amazing and #important. X
I've just been to Tesco and come home with two of That Man's pizzas, I felt like the universe needed to be rebalanced.My record is 9, which I did other week. I "share" them with my housemate and have had to make several trips to Tesco (collecting my clubcard points - screw you Jack) to replace our stash as I have been powering through!
On topic - my god some of those suggestions for heatwave snacks are grim AF. Peach curry roll, weird prunes, oats, peanut butter concoctionsshe must be trolling us surely??
Her daughter?Because by definition a lesbian is only interested in other females, fact. Jack didn't have her daughter through IVF, she slept with a bloke (so obviously bisexual, as lesbians don't fk men)
Well me and an awful lot of lesbians aren’t lesbians according to your definition then. Maybe I need to reevaluate my identity.Because by definition a lesbian is only interested in other females, fact. Jack didn't have her daughter through IVF, she slept with a bloke (so obviously bisexual, as lesbians don't fk men)
Such a joke that she's interested in data protection except when it comes to her own mining of trauma stories and harvesting of email addresses.Won’t go tl;dr but John Lewis are doing gr8 things with customer data. There are conference talks about it on YouTube lol.
Ok, best to move on now and leave it at that now. Your view is your view, but you’ve said it and let’s move on.Because by definition a lesbian is only interested in other females, fact. Jack didn't have her daughter through IVF, she slept with a bloke (so obviously bisexual, as lesbians don't fk men)
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