Jack Monroe #340 Not a professional account

[Cucumberthunder]

I kind of like the Omega tattoo, and some of the sleeve is okay.

But as I've said before, Jack does have an aesthetic that I quite like.

Which version of Jack?!

I agree though when she leans into the tattoos, shorter hair etc she looks really nice, sometimes even edging towards cool.

 

[NellieBoo]

Aren’t tags meant to be round/circular as well? Cos that one is very much not.



But she could still have had it that same way up, but with the hole at the top and the string going around the other side of her wrist, right?

I don't know! Waaaaaah. I need a diagram .

ETA YES! I took my glasses off, pressed my phone to my face. I see it!

 

[Captainmouse]

Behind, grunking but just to say nadiya on breakfast

 

[MrsFawlty]

Let's get ready to pumble...

Pumble in the jungle

 

[Lazarus]

I've found a forever home for Jack. It's perfect!

Check out this Detached house for sale on Rightmove

Detached house for sale in Bull Sandfort, Humber Estuary, Hull HU12 0UG, HU12 for £50,000. Marketed by Savills, National Auctions

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I feel like I've seen this before, did it feature in an episode of The Prisoner, does anyone know?

 

[Moxie_George]

Jack claimed he criticised her for dressing like a lesbian and we just ran with it.

Ahh okay. Thanks for explaining and @Marmalade Atkins for the screens.

 

[auntylil]

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Thank you so much, can't wait to listen to this tomorrow!

 

[Cucumberthunder]

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Could this have been what Jay Mate was messaging Jack about? Could be another big moment for the Southend Harvester.

Could be. I wondered if it was to go on r4s kitchen cabinet as I heard there was a new series

 

[Captainmouse]

If an apprentice did this for cheap then the LEAST she could do here is tag them for exposure to all of jacks adoring squigs. Right?

Unless they are mackie, or a blue tick, you need to squiggle them

 

[Captainmouse]

Toms obviously been overdoing on these threads of late, he’s currently poorly

 

[Captainmouse]

Your previous one used to freak me out every time I looked at it

Kettle meet pot, yours just might be the scariest, ever

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Well if she goes for a self portrait she will need more space due to the unruliness.

John Wayne's Saddlebags near the Omega "Horse Shoe"...

 

[sleepisforwimps]

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Interesting when Russia invaded in February....

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

 

[Captainmouse]

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Beware of the snark

 

[L3moning]

The '7' is definitely out of kilter with the rest. As with Jack's tattoo's it is completely insipid and uninspired.

I kind of like the Omega tattoo, and some of the sleeve is okay.

But as I've said before, Jack does have an aesthetic that I quite like.

 

[Moxie_George]

I’ve been trying to find it, so sorry for asking, but where has all the ‘Harold the homophobe’ stuff come from if no one minds me asking?

 

[Mrs Peel]

Nah give it a month, the hot weather will have fucked off and all the lawns of Thorpe Bay will be lush and green again, except Jack's.

I bet she leaves all the turds for SB to pick up during his Tuesday visit. She's that type of bastard.

And she'll put him on the naughty step if he misses one.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Mmm old peel

ll that wax etc yum

 

[Captainmouse]

Her brand of misleading oversimplified and inaccurate shite makes trumpism look smart.

This could be tweaked
#thread title her inaccurate shite makes trumpism look smart