Jack Monroe #340 Not a professional account

[GoLando]

How long does it take accounts to be uploaded on CH website?

 

[Cookiecookie]

Our grass looks like that at the moment - I can’t bear to sprinkler because of the cost.

Same. Ours grows in the Wet, and dies in the Dry. Even weird neighbour has gone from watering theirs four times a day to twice.

How Jack sees her role in world events:
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Jack's actual role in world events:
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She doesn't even do that well though!

 

[Captainmouse]

Are you a vegan who eats a lot of meat?
Do you fall underneath trains?
Are you able to bring up building plans to cast your expert eye over after major fire disasters?
Do your cookies look and probably taste like fossilised horse poo?
Have your former other halves complained about your lesbian clothes or large number of tattoos?
If you answered no to at least three of these, congratulations, you can rest assured it is very unlikely that you are Jack

Inspired by the above
#thread title creator of coprolite cookies

 

[Captainmouse]

She's going to come out as a squirrel next.

#thread title

 

[Captainmouse]

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From room 417 in the UpsideDown…. herrreeee’s Jackie!

Stuff of nightmares, please add to the media gallery

 

[Captainmouse]

yeah, I know next to nothing about dogs (hell, I learnt here that you don't take puppies for "walkies" till they're vaxxed and grown)
but she is absolutely just gonna open the back door to let that poor dog come and go and shit all over the shitty lawn, instead of properly training her, isn't she?

If she hasn’t installed a doggy loo, and isn’t clearing up, it really will be when she next mows

 

[NellieBoo]

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What the hell is that? Is it my eyes? I know my phone hates me. What is it?

 

[MsGilmore]

Can’t get passed the veins!
Will this tattoo cure Jack’s narcissism?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I have deleted my comment. Sorry for being annoying, but I am reluctant to comment on anything I cannot see first hand.

Totally respect that. I’ve edited my post so your quote isn’t there.

 

[Sketchy]

'From this moment on my only requirement in a relationship is someone that looks at me the way my dog looks at me'

I do hope she's not claiming this lovely statement is one thunk up by her very own self - I've heard/read it loads of times before. Suppose it'll impress her sychophantic followers though.

Oops! Sycophantic, no h. Hope 'The Teacher' isn't reading. Still dying to hear all about the dates though ...

 

[NellieBoo]

4 pics of the puppy on crispy grass.

Oh. Ok. I see it now. Thank you Marm <curtsy>. I thought this was my aneurysm.

 

[Missmopps]

These tweets. Read from bottom to top. The top one has been deleted.

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What was the asterisk over women* referring to?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

It’s not, and that person has yet to provide any evidence of being signed up.

I'm a bit lost... who should be providing evidence and to who?

 

[Whaa?]

Totally respect that. I’ve edited my post so your quote isn’t there.

Thank you. Too short, etc.

 

[Boogs]

Kettle meet pot, yours just might be the scariest, ever

Fair point

 

[Whaa?]

I have deleted my comment. Sorry for being annoying, but I am reluctant to comment on anything I cannot see first hand.

 

[Captainmouse]

don't know if we got this one too on the not-professional account. ~literally~ dogshit

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Sounds like that’s an unusual occurrence

 

[L3moning]

Which version of Jack?!

I agree though when she leans into the tattoos, shorter hair etc she looks really nice, sometimes even edging towards cool.

The more androgynous aesthetic, so yeah, basically what you said.

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

What are the (upside down) numbers on the tag meant to signify? I think I missed that

Is it from her time in 'Nam? Is it a bible verse? If it's the verse I googled, she's having a laugh!

Her birthdays the 17th of March so thinking at least the 17 bit is that. Maybe the 4 is SB’s

 

[NeoCortex]

Why is her hand so grey? Its like the ink has leaked.

Probably it has tbh. It does naturally when you bleed, she should at least be washing it mind you. Just don't drown it in vaseline