Lazarus
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please could you explain this image to me? Did someone post this, or are you finally deciding to call it a day on your subscription?
please could you explain this image to me? Did someone post this, or are you finally deciding to call it a day on your subscription?
That should say forum, not thread! Not very good with the technical terms on t'internet.You did warn us, to be fair! Put it down to being delirious today after all the heat and having had work done on the house I've been confined to my one room. But I had wifi, so all was not lost. Which is why I started reading Tattle, then signed up and I've been introduced to a world of pumbles, slop, grunking and smol pixie antics. It has been joyous.
(Also discovered this is very civilised thread, some of the others are).
It made me laugh but I’ve changed to the severely deformed legs and facetuned sky instead.Yours does that for me![]()
That was my first thought, and I don't even listen to the Archers anymore..I'd always assumed that Russ In Chesire was some kind of parody account, akin to RS Archer.
Choochoo list! List!
She posted on the 13th she'd booked oneBisexual? Fucking Bionic! She heals well.
ETA.. Honestly, how many days ago did she say she was thinking of getting tatts?
Nah, full back piece definitely.Will it fit in an irksome gap on her arms though?
Your previous one used to freak me out every time I looked at itI rudely forgot to thank the creator of my new avatar. I shamelessly stole it to replace my double dip image which was far too face tuned to countenance!
WTF? are there receipts for this absolutely ghoulish fuckery?Not a huge shocker to those who were following her when Grenfell happened. On that one she claimed she had been looking at the building plans the evening before it happened!
Oh. Ok. I see it now. Thank you Marm <curtsy>. I thought this was my aneurysm.
aw Mr Bennett’s fave alsoAh. I love a delicious insult from formidable women like 'Ah. They mean well'. See also 'Oh. You look well' (you have put on weight and are FAT'). My personal favourite, which I use now 'You've delighted me enough' said with a beaming smile.
She's firmly with the wind direction, vegan, trans, pescatarian, gay, etc etcI totally missed her dating a bloke, btw.
So much for one of Britain’s Top Lesbians*, eh?
*not in the slightest bit anti-bi - but I thought she was firmly lesbian?
Actual 17 year old?Hot off the press: I just showed my husband her tattoo. He is an actual tattooist and no longer an apprentice. He screwed his nose up and said it’s shit, average at best and why has she got A17 written on there upside down.
Thank you. I don't like to think that Jack has made THE Cookie Monster sad.It’s OK, NellieB. He’s THE Cookie Monster, she’s a fucking cookie monstrosity.
You think she will walk the dog?
No. No they aren't, you twerp.
She saves the bread to grate along with spam to make, err, something.I feel ill at the thought of that - that's just wasting food. Could she not do porridge with apple with bacon sarnie on the side if she was hungry? She's an odd one <<<<< this is being polite....
Just spat my tea out all over the dog. Egging hilarious Frau - Shap Po my FrauIt also stated that she was a pocket rocket. Being a woman of the world, it is my understanding that this is in fact a pocket rocket.
Unlike an actual pocket rocket, however, slopzilla is neither powerful, quiet, nor compact. She is, however, a fucking tool. I’ll give her that.
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