Thank you, the curse is lifted, my kitchen cupboards have stopped opening and shutting abruptly and the toddler’s stopped levitating xSophie/Pretzel died an awful death and Jack said that Mini was never hers
Oh poppet, you are too young. This is a riff on a song by The Kinks x
the kinks dedicated follower of fashion lyrics https://g.co/kgs/YVztFL
If I so-called mate gave me a tattoo that looked like any of the ones Jack has, we would be having words.Jack gets them all done at mates rates when she has the cashos.
If she isn't spayed, poor Content will first go into heat at about 6 months old. And if Jack doesn't know it, every male dog within a 10 mile radius of the shitty bungalow (with a staircase) will.Poor thing. In nine months or so it’ll be yet another massive, unsocialised teenage dog being advertised for rehoming ‘with a heavy heart’ and ‘through no fault of his own’. I hope she at least coughs up a few hundred for neutering.
Happy to help, not all heroes wear capes xoxoThank you, the curse is lifted, my kitchen cupboards have stopped opening and shutting abruptly and the toddler’s stopped levitating x
it doesn't look expensive, and in two years time it will look even more shit.
New thread title?cheaper than the 'Practice Pork'
You'll soon get the hang of it, @hiyaaaacath.Unless they are mackie, or a blue tick, you need to squiggle them
why so blue?New tattoo?
Still twat, too.
With all the thought that’s gone into the specific benefits at ever more expensive tiers for membership of her patreon, she has definitely put a lot of thought into ways in which she can maximise her profit for doing precisely fuck-all. But this in particular seems to be proof that despite not actually meeting her obligations , she is absolutely still manipulating the offer for maximum gain in real-time. So no chance at all to send what people have paid for, but plenty of time to keep up to date what else they could *apparently* be missing (“exclusive posts”) if they had the cheek to cut off that nice little earner for Twitter’s biggest twat.
A frau (I feel it was @PunkyMonkey - who is emergency services or adjacent to - who told us a report from the actual emergency workers there, she was given shoes to pair up to get her out of the way) apologies if I named the wrong frau and called you by mistake, punky-MEverything about this is so ghoulish, but I'm also so perplexed by this paragraph.
My Dad was head of Fire Investigation for eight years at Essex Fire and Rescue Service. A firefighter for thirty. I called him on Wednesday morning, building plans in my hand, to howl about the rapid even spread of fire, to ask about building regulations, to clarify in my rusty memory the firefighting procedures for a high rise building. I called a scientist, an architect, several firefighters, and a lawyer. Between us all we hold decades of service, encyclopaedias of chemical information, forensic knowledge of building structures and escape routes. And the hideous footage of the cladding well alight, the collapse of the windows, and the grim knowledge that the top floors are too structurally insecure to access to search.
If she actually did contact all these people... for what purpose? She was (supposedly) there to pair shoes. Why would she need to speak to those people?
Female dogs get 'periods' too in heat. Good luck with that, Jack.If she isn't spayed, poor Content will first go into heat at about 6 months old. And if Jack doesn't know it, every male dog within a 10 mile radius of the shitty bungalow (with a staircase) will.
Why Tattoo?why so blue?
Shit tattoo
Jack struggles with her own personal hygiene; imagine her house with a MASSIVE ungroomed dog with that wet dog smell, all sweaty after rolling in fox poo.That dog is gonna be MASSIVE
Not forgetting this was the kitten she was “caring for as a favour to a friend’The kitten had more nicknames. You're slacking, Jack!
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We all know the puppy's real nickname is I Don't Need Harold's Big Car Anymore, I've Got A Lorry.
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