Let me translate that into Jack. ‘It was honestly when people took all the bait i’d given them after weeks of hinting and literally one person made a comment in the early hours of the morning that I could have ignored.’
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Let me translate that into Jack. ‘It was honestly when people took all the bait i’d given them after weeks of hinting and literally one person made a comment in the early hours of the morning that I could have ignored.’
And the school lunches that she was going to sort out single handedly when she was jumping on Marcus Rashfords bandwagon.
So we’ve got...
Good Food for Bad Days
Good Food for Ouchy Mouth Days
Good Food for Medication Days
Anything else she can peddle?
Good Food for Bad Days
Good Food for Ouchy Mouth Days
Good Food for Medication Days
Anything else she can peddle?
I honestly feel like we’re the bloody Avengers and we all have a secret power to see through this?? How is she brave? How is she brilliant? What about THAT MAN? What about the people she asked for help and then lashed out with her vicious tongue?
Good food for good days (I’ve never had a good day, duck off) by Jack Monroe
‘I eat for a living’ What a twit.
Good food for bad hair days.
Good food for selfies gone wrong days
Good food to eat when you are wearing red lipstick
Good food for snarky tweets days
I bet she's reading the forum but answering hours old tweets at the same time so it looks like she isn't.
Ooh yes. Only time it’s quiet enough to catch up. Well, hi Jack. Night, Jack. Stop talking about bones please, Jack.
Like the cabal, really!
Dear god. She congratulated HERSELF. We all saw the (now deleted..obv) pic where she was the self proclaimed best she'd ever looked
I find it quite despicable that she tried to influence voters with no intention of voting herself and has been staunchly anti brexit ever since. She has no right to use her platform in that considering women died for her right to vote. She similarly tried to influence the Scottish independence referendum. I bet she was right tit stirrer at school.
He's Lauren's brother. I really wish that she hadn't done this but good triangulation skills you and @Cathoops x
That description of mashing her sandwich up with mayo is actually rank.
To be fair in the tweet someone posted here re when she went to vote , I've never seen anyone be able to dramatize ten minutes in a polling station to that extent and of course the period that followed after.
It was like something from gone with the wind. I always vote and it's never been very exciting to be fair but next time I do vote I'm running out of there quick as I can down the road to the pub with some biros. I'm also hoping jude law will be there as well but as I live in a shithole area I dont really think that will happen...
I sure am!! Great word!@LennyBriscoe you have to be Scottish with the use of the word beezer!!
Thank you! JM gives us all so much to work with
Good food for black people (Because I Am A Saviour)
Good food for flappy labia
Good food that can be stored in sideboards
Good food that uses a whole jar of mayo
Why would you blend avocado with mayo? Ease of mashing is avocado's most famous property. It doesn't need anything!
(unless this is a dry run for her show? Christ, talk about a depressipe...)
(unless this is a dry run for her show? Christ, talk about a depressipe...)
That tweet is disingenuous as duck (just for a change). She's so worried about the message about being told you look well when you are thin, that she keeps as her picture one that she has digitally manipulated to appear gaunt and frail
. A completely false image as we've all seen recent Hellman's videos, the backpack photo and the granny pants ones where she looks the same as she did on DKL apart from the hair. It is deeply unkind to so many of her followers, who for some reason like and trust her and worry about her and seem to be invested in her shananagins. No doubt her five layers of foundation were of the palest sort for added effect. I know teenagers who behave like this but never a grown woman.
You never know, he might randomly need to be filming there or something?
It's something I always did too (dual nationality), as I fel you can't complain about the buggers if you don't. It's compulsory here, my daughter is very much hoping the 'democracy sausage' sausage sizzle has been reinstated at the polling station, as she wants to eat mine
I suspect Jack could make picking her nose sound far more exciting than it really is. Of course no one else would have ever quite had a bogey like her before. Probably attached to actual brain tissue or something!- Status