It's her current cat. The new kitten should arrive today or tomorrow, if we go by her "turns up here in a couple of days" tweet.Was the cat picture that was posted in the last thread the adopted cat or a different one?
Oh jeez. Got 30 seconds in. “I don’t normally do this because I’m shy and retiring. OH NO, FUCK OFF!! (With a huge, pleased grin on her face) I really am shy but not retiring”Tried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
I lasted 1 minute - SOOOOO ALANTried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
I lasted 1 minute - SOOOOO ALAN
Gawd! The intro was actually less cringy than hellmans instalive to me, but the bar is low. But had to stop when she got to actual "poetry"....Tried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
"Welcome to a whistle-stop tour of fucking up everything" - well there's a JM Twitter bio if ever I saw one.Tried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
Can't even bring myself to click it. I already know it's *Matt Tebbutt face to the side camera* "terrible"Tried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
I actually made it all the way through (clearly a masochist). It's dreadful, vapid stuff and all about her of course, but I do think she seems more at ease with herself 'on the fringe', if you like. And dare I say she *almost* learnt an entire poem?? All the desperate clawing into the inner circle of celebrity is so obviously out of her comfort zone, and the more she tries it, the more criticised she'll get and the more she'll throw her toys out of the pram.Tried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
Tried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
Here, La Monroe manages to show us how she's is simultaneously terrible at writing poetry and performing said poetry.Tried to add this to the old thread, but it's probably better here. If you can stand the cringe, buckle up for JM performing poetry
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