Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

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Orphan_Black said:
Goddamn that teacher/ceramicist/doctor for not having the balls!
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I’m still pissed off that a woman I used to work with wouldn’t go on a tinder date with a zoo keeper because I was very excited at the thought. Then again I once went on a date with a former Nun because I thought it sounded interesting so maybe I don’t have the best judgement for online dating. Thank fuck I don’t live anywhere near Southend. I might have been tempted for tale to share here.
 
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TankGirl

Oh god me too totes misread, toot toots see you all about 2 am x
 
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Nottonightbabe

jenny2603 said:
I wonder if Harold knew he was in a relationship with Jack.
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You do have to wonder?! All this nonsense about them still being friends as well, just like she claimed with LJC. Though going no contact with a narc is the best thing to do, it can be really hard to reach that point, depending on the circumstances, and what you're worried they may do if you suddenly cut contact. Any supposed friendship that is ongoing is likely just her ex trying to softly, gently, quietly get the fuck away without triggering an outburst from her.
 
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StatusWoe

OwlRightsReserved said:
Obviously it didn't happen but I've tried to work out some options here.

Sorry I don't really art very well, but I hope it's self explanatory.

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Sorry I didn't see this at the time! Brilliant. Thanks for being so #forensic.

Just attempted my own version, but my 'artwork' is about the same level as Jack's 'cooking' so good luck figuring it out. Might need to explain a few things.

So this plots the trajectory of Jack, assuming the train platform was sloping downwards towards the train. The pink thing is not an unruly labia, it's a Mediterranean arse. The orange thing is Jack's hair, obviously. The Mediterranean arse is more or less static, but the hair is nomadic. I've given the train some sinister Jack eyes but these did not feature in her original statement. Trapped Jack is not injured; she simply has multiple body parts to account for the inconsistencies in her original story. These include an extra head and some additional thighs.

 
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heretoreaditall2019

A comment on her Patreon



I’m not a subscriber btw it’s trying to incentivise joining with the option to read more content / join in convo
 
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MancBee

Non of this should be difficult for Jack, after all, Jack said she has assisted people with their forms, face to face assessments and tribunals. It should be a walk in the park for her (with a walking stick obviously)

If she is being truthful about her ailments, then with her in depth knowledge of the system, jobs a good un.

Speaking as someone that has very recently gone though the process (again). Whilst it was stressful and unpleasant, it was not unnavigable for someone who knows the system. The worst part is actually speaking about very personal illnesses and how they affect you to a total stranger...but Jack would love that. She would revel in a new audience for her sob stories about her aches and pains.
 
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Smeghead

She went on holiday to Venice and took a photo of herself lying on a wall
She started a project called the VBI which she promised to do in a weekend and hasn’t finished 5 months later
She bought loads of spoons and a rucksack of dead pets and animals
She started supporting Liverpool and listens to games on a radio
 
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