Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

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DinosaurSenior

The Kettle is NOT on, and there will be no cake, squig.

She sees Scotland as the little pond in which she can be the big fish. In the freezer.
 
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jenny2603

Oh Christ, those 'mon up, kettles oan fucks can get in the bin too. Gonks everywhere.
 
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Orphan_Black

The last time she visited Scotland, she didn't bother to wash or put on clean clothes!
 
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OwlRightsReserved

jenny2603 said:
Oh Christ, those 'mon up, kettles oan fucks can get in the bin too. Gonks everywhere.
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There's a guy who crops up on Twitter who is the biggest offender for the kettle being oan at every opportunity, and I found out the other day he moved to Scotland about three years ago? Welcoming people to Scotland on Twitter is 100% his day job and it makes me feel like my teeth are going to fall out.

Obviously everyone is welcome here (not you, Jack), but don't be a melt about it. We're not weaving tartan in the bloomin' heather as our kilted husbands hunt haggis and Sassenachs ffs.
 
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NellieBoo

Ostapbender said:
She's like a medieval doom crier, reminding everyone of the horrors to come. "Waste salad..." *rings bell*... "blend your waste salad..."
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'Meat, meat, bring out the Night Meat, come and gaze your eyes over the Night Meat if you require feasting'.
 
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DinosaurSenior

Ugh. I'm very Scottish....but I loathe the Professional Scot.

Everywhere has its charms.. some bits of Scotland are horrid. I've been to England and it was great
 
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Mrs Peel

Didn't she take the fancy overnight sleeper train to Scotland? That must be why she hasn't ventured to Wales yet.

*Please please please GWR, continue to be absolutely shitty.
 
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DinosaurSenior

When I wake up, there will be a new thread and all this will have been just another NightMeatMare
 
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H

here we go again

Pah, if Our Glorious Pumble makes it to Scotland I’ll be there with Ardbeg and hope it knocks her the fuck out before she so much as sights a scrap of tartan.
 
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