Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

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Rekyavikgirl

Rekyavikgirl

Chap.O, I DARE you to greet Content by that name should you ever meet her in the wild
 
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NellieBoo

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Chap O said:
Sorry. ok so 🔺 I have just discovered today that family members have moved into the rather poor down trodden neighbourhood of Thorpe Bay, not only that, they are not close enough to smell the lingering honk of the crappy bungalow but they certainly are close enough to watch the tree those former bastard but now agreeable tree surgeons were going to destroy and close enough to see the signpost for a certain lawn tennis club! Which means at some point we will visit and I will put on my thicker glasses just in case I see any LurpakJack / Burglar Bill type characters lurching after dark towards Tesco Express in search of nightmeat! I will warn them that they may need to enhance the fencing around the property to keep any wild Pumbles at bay.
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She'll be complaining about being stalked once she's grunked to this point 😂.

Chapeau! @EllaEm87
 
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Mr Krabs

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Ostapbender said:
Interestingly, Political Jack hasn't commented on the collapse of the UK government.
She's probably busy behind the scenes, the two phones must be ringing off the hook!
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You’d think she’d at least comment on Rishi mate’s resignation, given that he withheld the sweet furlough cashos and made Jack cry into her lip fillers.
 
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Smeghead

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Chap O said:
Sorry. ok so 🔺 I have just discovered today that family members have moved into the rather poor down trodden neighbourhood of Thorpe Bay, not only that, they are not close enough to smell the lingering honk of the crappy bungalow but they certainly are close enough to watch the tree those former bastard but now agreeable tree surgeons were going to destroy and close enough to see the signpost for a certain lawn tennis club! Which means at some point we will visit and I will put on my thicker glasses just in case I see any LurpakJack / Burglar Bill type characters lurching after dark towards Tesco Express in search of nightmeat! I will warn them that they may need to enhance the fencing around the property to keep any wild Pumbles at bay.
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Could you maybe leave some nightmeat or Lurpak butter on her doorstep?
 
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StringyMango

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@Reyjavikgirl

I have never seen a Jack book real life ever.I really want to find some now so I can do things to them.

Also really appreciate how you and other Frauen write about addiction. Your words have impact and resonance.
Namaste
 
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Missmopps

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Dogmuck said:
That was worth #prunebody we await updates - I’d like them to clock how many times her son visits, how often she walks content and of the lingering honk is visible in the form of a green smog
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And if Coops comes to say hello new neighbours, will you feed me dreamies please? 🐈
 
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Rekyavikgirl

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StringyMango said:
@Reyjavikgirl

I have never seen a Jack book real life ever.I really want to find some now so I can do things to them.

Also really appreciate how you and other Frauen write about addiction. Your words have impact and resonance.
Namaste
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I'm going to my local Waterstones today to hide the two copies of her books left on the shelves. Might hide them in the fantasy section. (Or tip them down the back of the display). You could do this too! And thank you for your kind words. It's lovely to read. frauen are great xx
 
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colouredlines

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Chap O said:
Sorry. ok so 🔺 I have just discovered today that family members have moved into the rather poor down trodden neighbourhood of Thorpe Bay, not only that, they are not close enough to smell the lingering honk of the crappy bungalow but they certainly are close enough to watch the tree those former bastard but now agreeable tree surgeons were going to destroy and close enough to see the signpost for a certain lawn tennis club! Which means at some point we will visit and I will put on my thicker glasses just in case I see any LurpakJack / Burglar Bill type characters lurching after dark towards Tesco Express in search of nightmeat! I will warn them that they may need to enhance the fencing around the property to keep any wild Pumbles at bay.
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Tell them to shop at Lidl, just to be on the safe side.
 
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panda_eyes

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StringyMango said:
@Reyjavikgirl

I have never seen a Jack book real life ever.I really want to find some now so I can do things to them.

Also really appreciate how you and other Frauen write about addiction. Your words have impact and resonance.
Namaste
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Coventry Waterstones. Too much.

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This feels rather redundant given yesterday's literary/anarchist chaos, but have we had any hint on how the visits from the accountant and OH went?
 
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StringyMango

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Fucksake I proper belly laughed!
(Google's local Waterstones)
Am going to do this when opportunity presents xx
 
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