She keeps retweeting her sobriety before / after pics. Jack, please stop, no one's going to commission your 2nd? 3rd? article about how you've stopped drinking, again.
honestly, i know nothing about dogs, but I know they need to be trained!
and take your shoes off indoors, you fucking mucky twat!
Grunking as always so probably not the first one to point out that not mentioning soap is strange because we all know that strangers leave soap on her door step because they know she likes soap so much...strange that is....I can’t bring myself to watch, but it seems she also missed an opportunity to mention that good old soap does away with single-use plastics and is therefore better from an environment and climate perspective.
On that note any recommendations for good ones?
Jack Monroe #333: forever making tat / frequently muddy twat / ferociously mean bat / finding much twaddle / friend to many teachers / fraus mend tattle / fighting monroe's (unruly) twat / fingernails a manky tinge / feelings most cringe / jack's on a binge...and again bemoaning the fact we can’t have swears in thread titles.
Jack Monroe #333: fucking mucky twat
Yep. It’s truly just a hop skip and a SEVERELY arthritic jump away from matronly Downing Street Charwoman Jack to full on Ena.I’m glad it’s not just me who thinks this. If she carries on this trajectory she’ll be Ena Sharples by 2025.
Of course she's the bloody expert on introducing dogs and cats
This is all unrealistic as we are sad ninny scared Hausfrauen who hide behind avatars but I would love the Frauen and Herren have a little Before and After photo contest.The before and after photos remind me of infomercials where you see the person struggling with a normal product and it’s filmed in black and white, then the new product is shown by someone in bright colours, all tan and teeth.
It's impossible because autistic people literally can't lie, so they will always agree with each other.What happens in Jackworld if two autistic people disagree about something? How do we know which one is correct?
The disposable income thing is peak Jack:
Excellent analysis.The disposable income thing is peak Jack:
1) Gets politely corrected on terminology, that as a literal financial expert and poverty campaigner she ought to know.
2) Insists she is correct, actually, because of other meanings of the word “disposable”
3) …and actually, the official terminology is deliberately hurtful and misleading, so she’s doubly correct.
4) insist even more what an expert she is on word usage
5) muh autism makes me literal
6) quickly deletes everything in shame
7) adds this one-sided argument to her to-do list, invokes fake autism again.
I have no clue how she thinks wafting a smelly blanket will help in the slightestShe got a blanket that smelled like the dog and wafted it around the bungalow a bit. Such effort. Although I’m not sure the cat could pick up the scent over the other lingering honks.
Jack.
The most astonishing thing is how fast Jack's hair grows. It's up there with, "why would anyone think Jack provides helpful advice?"What in the 2002-Cherie-Blair-at-a-village-fete is that outfit???!
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I know. Barmy. As if the main thing a cat will have to get used to with a dog is the smell.I have no clue how she thinks wafting a smelly blanket will help in the slightest
"Language is my job" English teacher JackAw there she is! The Jack we all know and love
She hasn't been looking after then so they look all manky and wrecked anywayPretty grotesque a “poverty campaigner” is sharing this image of a dog destroying £159 shoes
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The Guardian probably will, tbh.no one's going to commission your 2nd? 3rd? article about how you've stopped drinking, again.
Was it carbolic soap? A girl at secondary school was left some on her desk (teenage girls are hateful). But I now always think any soap gifts must be carbolic.Grunking as always so probably not the first one to point out that not mentioning soap is strange because we all know that strangers leave soap on her door step because they know she likes soap so much...strange that is....
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