Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

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Whaa?

She might be going to launch whatever she is promoting with Superdrug.
 
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Into_the_tunnel

Will Lorraine actually be on though?

Because I don’t want to have the thing on mute while I pick moss out of my wall watch her if Lorraine is going to be replaced again.
 
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Lazarus

Has SDA posted congratulating Jack on one year and one day sober yet?
 
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DisgruntledGoat

I’ll be out this morning but excited for Frau to post screen caps so I can see the shapeless grey povvo performance jumper make an appearance again.
 
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MancBee

Boyo said:
Maybe Lorraine will touch her pens and she’ll go batshit.
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So long as Lorraine doesn't touch her wrists. Jack having an orgasm on daytime TV is not something I want to see.
 
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Skyfall

Here we go- her big I’m a recovered alcoholic/drug taker story…
I wonder who’s dog sitting?
 
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moldwarp

TillyMiffin said:
I predict she will come back as before, declaring she’s had a lovely break from Twitter, frolicking, snuzzling, and slowly, gently, softly, celebrating her 1 year sober with trifle and cold Earl Grey.
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Yes. This is the most likely outcome. Narcs love to wind people up, upset them, and then pop back up and be like' Oh, what's the big deal? What are you so upset about?' Narc gaslighting 101.

I dislike Lorraine. I don't know why but something about her feels off and fake. Gives me the ick.

Whaa? said:
She might be going to launch whatever she is promoting with Superdrug.
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I don't think she's launching a product with them I think she's moreso just a brand partner. So she gets paid to just be herself on twitter and throw in a #superdrug every so often?
 
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DisgruntledGoat

I hope we find out today why this Lorraine gig is so high profile that she can’t take on a coveted evening slot for her own series. Because as we all know, and I’m sure TV Frau @Emmapism can confirm, if a person is on telly more than once a day the apocalypse begins.
 
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TbilisiPeach

We could just talk about gel pens on here instead of watching Jack on Lorraine.

Love a gel pen, but current gel pen count in the Tbilisi household is 0. Send gel penoes.
 
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Boyo

MancBee said:
So long as Lorraind doesn't touch her wrists. Jack having an orgasm on daytime TV is not something I want to see.
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Manc, Manc, you do realise how early it is, don’t you? Please. *gag*
 
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steverc

The big problem with talking about the Superdrug gig is there's a terrible risk she forgets for a moment and tells them which she thinks is the most super drug.
 
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Into_the_tunnel

More than happy to talk about pens as opposed to wrist touching or Lorraine.

In fact I might start a gel pen thread…
 
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TraceyJacks

Oh goody she’s back on the hard hitting, cutting edge of telly where she belongs! Wonder what cold takes we can expect nestled inbetween the £3 per minute phone in competitions, a tight 10 on psychic pets and the endless intermittent payday loan ads. Heinz + Lurpak = too much £££ ??

I won’t be able to have it on in the background as unlike Jack I am taking care of a puppy before work (which regularly involves being up with the larks ) so went into insta to see if there was exact timings and looked at the comments of the last time she was on

 
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