Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

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Soapy Dolphin

Is this Content Version 2? Jack, the prize that no one wants from the lucky dip, relates her hilarious dating stories à la Bridget Jones. It’s been done before, cupcake.

Please don't put University of Essex when you didn't study for a degree. Genuinely disingenuous. You know how you didn't like That Man ruining your life by taking credit for something you did? It's a bit like that feeling...shifty shit.

As someone* said, “Everything (else) is reversible and usually reversed.”


*I think it was Dominic Cummings! Obviously mega fan here who hangs on his every word. I think he said it about Bojo and it was the first time I though yeah, you’re right, pal.
 
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encore

Look ex-OH! Men are talking to me! (I erroneously think) I'm on the GCSE syllabus! Look how important I am! Look what you've lost!
 
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Geetbo

And who will be looking after content when she goes on these dates may I ask?
 
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Yel

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At least she's carefully vetting them and not just meeting with anyone from the internet after a few messages

Good job nothing she says is true.
 
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Into_the_tunnel

She’s not on the syllabus. Which, btw is called specification nowadays you moonboot.

One of the many Jack hills I will die on.
 
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Hollaaa

Live tweeting Jack's adventures in Tinder is much better than live tweeting her adventures in gastrointestinal distress. So there's that.
 
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Moxie_George

STARFUCKERS. ADELE.

I haven't read further. Je suis mort.

Scrolling back up now.
 
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Bell'un

There's a big narc thing around shame, oddly.
 
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BlendedSlop

If the date with the ceramicist is real (spoiler: it isn't), will she whip out her phone and show them her pottery shard collage from a few months ago?
 
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