Jack Monroe #33 Jack’s back on twitter, what a surprise. We roll our eyes

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Oxford_Girl said:
I appreciate everyone’s experience is different but when I was on Tramadol I literally couldn’t function

I was a pain free zombie that was mostly drifting in and out of sleep
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This was my experience of Tramadol too - broke my arm in 3 places (3, eh?) and was in nauseating pain. Got fixed up and sent home with these and I can’t remember the next three days. Certainly wasn’t in pain! When I came out of my drug induced haze the pain was manageable with paracetamol and ibuprofen. Winning
 
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Motherwellgirl

I am as well. She got off twitter last week for the sake of her mental health. She lasted 3 days or so.

Now she’s back. Adopting a cat with a deformity and now doing a drama about her sore lips.

It is hard being in lockdown. I’ve struggled the last few days and I’ve been thinking about all sorts of crap stuff from my past that I thought I had dealt with. I get it. These are difficult times and people are struggling

Would I sit and watch a pal act like this on social media and say nothing. No I would not.
 
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Suzeyq

I do exactly the same! In fact I have picked my bloody thumb so much lately my iphone doesnt recognise my thumbprint anymore

OMG does that mean I have an ailment too??!?!?! I would take a photo of myself in my pants to celebrate but even my phone doesnt recognise me anymore

**Insert sad little face here **
 
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Silver Linings

The only Angelina Jolie Jack wants to be is this one, i’m sorry to say.
How long do we think this phase will last before it’s deleted. I reckon by the end of the day the original advice tweets will be gone and we’ll just have glam cheekbones and look at my collarbones and skinny arms Jack left.
 
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SqualorVictoria

How on earth will red lips deter her from biting her lips? I call BS on any "lady doctor' saying such a thing
 
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LucyPeach

Can’t decide why’s she’s doing this.

Current options:
1. Because she wants attention from Twitter
2. Because she wants attention from the most recent former Mrs J
3. Because some of us mentioned it’s hard to keep up with her antics on weekdays (we’re BUSY)
4. All of the above
 
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MarmiteExtract

Being a cantankerous prick (her words, m’lud) to the plebs, but still fawning over the blue tickers, of course.

 
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Spanner

Hahahahaha, oh my god! Imagine if you had CHEWED YOUR LIP TO THE NERVE and then put lipstick on top of it? Like that wouldn’t maybe hurt a bit more and also look manky as fuck? She’s so lonely and desperate for our attention. Bet she’s gutted she can’t post on here anymore
 
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GoLando

Currently in similar position so on constant strong pain relief. Sending a short tweet takes at least ten minutes of checking spelling etc. Can't even keep up with tattle. So I'm calling bs and she's just fucking thirsty.
 
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MarmiteExtract

Silver Linings said:
Ah yes, don’t forget Jack doesn’t think vegan food is manly, either.
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Veganism is for girls and medical degrees are for boys.
— A girl called Jack

(Only joking your honour, this is very clearly not a real quote. Jack, please don’t make another account just to demand I retract it)
 
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Saint_clemmie

they certainly wouldn’t look that smooth! Just chapped lips or having a cold sore makes lipstick look awful.
 
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