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This is what I posted. Enjoy.
I, a veritable genius and brainiac often stopped in the streets for my famed brilliance, have no idea how this could work (and after three reads hope I never have to learn, as my brain seems likely to explode)
theHer Mediterranean arse collapsed after taking a tumble down the stairs of Shitty Bungalow.
Looks like it's on her lap, so she's probably in a cab or getting a lift with her parents.
Did she claim furlough for herself? I knew she claimed it for Caroline with the hands.She said accounts - so Companies House will be happy but HRMC will have someone able to look and see if her lifestyle matches her declared means.
*Cough*furlough claim*cough*
I think there has been a Hopkins (did have brain op) and Monroe (no brain to op on) chaos.
Do we think Jack can manage that journey without causing multiple chaos?Just had a look, she can do it mostly on public transport with a final taxi journey.
06:36: Thorpe Bay - c2c towards London Fenchurch Street
07:26: get off at West Ham
07:32: tube - on the Jubilee towards Willesden Green
07:56: get off at Baker Street Station
08:00: tube - Bakerloo towards Stonebridge Park
08:05: get off at Paddington Station.
08:13: GWR towards Exeter St David’s.
09:47: get off at Bristol Temple Meads.
From here, on a good day a taxi is a 50 minute drive to Glastonbury. She can’t get the bus because it leaves at 09:48. She ought to book the taxi so it’s there waiting for her. She can do it, if she’s organised and there are no external chaoses on the train or roads.
Thread title nomination hereAll of her chaos is entirely of her own making.
She must know what sea weed is right? Rather than calling it kwispy gween sea onion?I think that might be what the dried sea veg/carrots are for. Poor Content, send Bonios![]()
Yeah means being a c*nt basicallyI always feel like that smiley is used by people giving snippy replies.
It’s a top up shop, it is not a weekly shop.It actually drives me spare. It's not a 20 pound weekly shop or anything because she doesn't do any recipe plans with it. It's just a "let's see how much food I can buy for 20" which is an entirely different thing.
thread title!Jack Monroe; Patreon Saint of Nightmeats, e-Receipts & Perpetual Catatonic Reprises.
Bradley Wiggins is *chefs kiss*Oh nooo!!!!! The biggest luxury in my life is to listen to the Archers whilst having a bath. If I have to leap out to change the station i will never get over it .
Bradley Wiggins opened the Ambridge Fete once. The Slopmeister is an unknown compared to him
Erm.... there's the doctor one? It's some words... but....i don't know what they areCan anyone, anyone at all, describe even one of her tattoos without looking up a pic. I can't. They really aren't her most defining feature.
ETA that wasn’t a catty dig at her looks. I just don’t get what it is about the tattoos that apparently makes her so recognisable. You’d either know her face or you wouldn’t?
She will claim she didn’t turn up because the content was sick, as though she is trying to appease us.Can't believe she's done this to Billy Bragg Mate. Maybe she mislaid her stab vest and it just wasn't safe for her to attend.
My daughter went to that and said it was absolutely amazing.My daughter and I did go to see Weezer, Fall Out Boy and Green Day this weekend though which was cancelled twice due to covid. Well worth the wait. Flushing toilets, no camping. Ahhhh wonderful!
ETA: no debate from a certain person either. Winning!
OhSorry, that’s me imagining that little Content is getting a spendy subscription delivery. I’ve heard the name on adverts and it sounded suitably middle class.
The agent's rental listing for it still shows up archived on some of the house price websites and they described it as a bungalow on that for some reason.I don't understand why she keeps calling it a bungalow?
I keep forgetting to ask on here!
Ref the subtotal on receipts, this is a thing you can ask for at the till, I have a numbers dyscalcula type thing and you can ask them to subtotal every now and then as it goes through the till to make sure you stay within your budget