Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros

[Boyo]

Surely even the thickest squig would question why she’s pretending she can’t afford her shopping when she’s just dropped minimum 2k on a dog.

*checks twitter* Ummmmm, nope.

 

[Chap O]

Too late. You're getting landmarked unless you donate £5,000 to the Forever Home Fund.

Anyone got lozzas phone number

 

[Cookiecookie]

Mine too - I have to list every band I’ve ever liked for her to put into Spotify.

Daughter has been put in charge of her friends 'cool old music' playlists

 

[bladiesla]

I think people are perfectly able to worry about the cost of living crisis (in terms of what it means for society) when they can afford to go to Glastonbury.

I don't think hose are the voices at need to be heard most, and it would not be my first choice of things to attend at a festival. Nonetheless, I don't think that just because people are able to spend money that their worries/care are invalid or that it's an ironic situation per se.

 

[MushyBeans]

Left field are much more active on Instagram than Twitter by the looks of it. On Instagram they’re @glastoleftfield

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Bubble Buddy Louisa Compton was 100% in the corner on the computer, hidden by the tube.

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Ah @GoLando and I’s friend Mrs Meldrum always puts her full lips down to chilli heatwave Doritos.

Who knew?! Maybe Jack should stick to the Smart Price corn crisps…

 

[skronkywildcat]

The field did an insta story post 45 mins ago of the panel before hers.

 

[NellieBoo]

That's somebody who has clearly cut out the smoking of tobacco-adjacent items in the last couple of years - his voice is far, far better than it has been in recent years.

It is! He's 80! Just.

I’m going to have a strong espresso martini for the inevitable 25m Hey Jude that’ll be on its way. It’s well past my bedtime.

Get off to bed, love. My OH will sing it out for you <shudder>.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Can’t find the post in this thread (or I’m too lazy too look). But it was commented on that Jack hasn’t shared the tweet by her publisher about being at an event to promote her book.

Is the reason she hasn’t shared it because she knows she will duck that event too?

It's hard to say. Jack doesn't often retweet others, even when they're referring to her. She seems to prefer retweeting herself

 

[GoLando]

Could Harold be a widower? Wodowers often enter in to unsuitable relationships soon after their wives die.

Not here for pigeonholing widows /widowers just like we wouldn’t Autistic people, etc.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Lurker here! Always check in on the threads but they move waaaay to quickly for me to keep up! Can anyone tell me what this was about? She comes across as so unlikeable it’s unreal

This should explain it:

Jack Monroe wins Twitter libel case against Katie Hopkins

Food writer and campaigner wins £24,000 from Mail Online columnist in row over tweets about damage to war memorial

www.theguardian.com

 

[Lazarus]

It’ll be worse. Severe. Traumatic, obvs

I wondered if she’s been canned for Chris instead

 

[instacharlie]

I got 21 minutes quickest route but she shaved 4 minutes off that

Perhaps the shopping trolley has wheels?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Dissapointed. ( Not really)

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Ooh! Where can I find the infamous thread 31?

Go to Jack Monroe Threads on the top of the page, the chaos starts from around page 17 of thread 31.

 

[Monk7]

I have never been to a festival. I don’t get it I’ve never been to a concert either. If I want to listen to music I can stream it for free. And enjoy the comfort, peace and cleanliness of my own home.

Tell you don't like music without telling me you don't like music

Only joking, all I can say is, gigs can be a fantastic experience, the passion of the band the reaction of the crowd, it's an experience worth trying.
I can see your point about festivals but that's more of a having to put up with all and sundry for 3 fkn days or so, no ta.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

That's giving me memories of Reading Festival .

Someone has put 50p in Paul McCartney. God love him. Bet it isn't Jack though.

That's somebody who has clearly cut out the smoking of tobacco-adjacent items in the last couple of years - his voice is far, far better than it has been in recent years.

 

[Captainmouse]

Debate -
a formal discussion on a particular matter in a public meeting or legislative assembly, in which opposing arguments are put forward and which usually ends with a vote.
"last night's debate on Education Bill"

How is it a debate if they’re all on the same side? Surely it’s just a discussion?

Echo chamber

 

[Prognosis Negative]

That's not my Jack, her labia's too ruly.

That’s not my Jack, she’s only wearing one pair of knickers.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Maybe the dog and cat ate Jack since she never buys them any food.