duck, these people need to get some self esteem.
Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros
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Is this when she also had mini eggs or something and wrapped every one individually in foil? Or am I imagining this?
A squig pointed out on Twitter that too many people are doing poverty shops for £20-30 and not being honest about the cost of food. I can only agree.
Jack needs to be honest about what it costs to feed herself and her pets on a budget plus have spare stuff for SB when he visits. I doubt she’d get much change from £50 if not more.
my cats get through £15-20 of food a week. I don’t buy the basics as it doesn’t get eaten but it’s still only Felix “as it looks”.
She only has one cat but she’s added a puppy which will have high energy needs. She’s not spending just £20 a week.
Jack needs to be honest about what it costs to feed herself and her pets on a budget plus have spare stuff for SB when he visits. I doubt she’d get much change from £50 if not more.
my cats get through £15-20 of food a week. I don’t buy the basics as it doesn’t get eaten but it’s still only Felix “as it looks”.
She only has one cat but she’s added a puppy which will have high energy needs. She’s not spending just £20 a week.
The £20 definitely relies on her already having loads of store cupboard ingredients. Also surely with prices going up £20 would be buying her far less now.
Indeed.
I was thinking about the squid who asked her yesterday how much her shop would be if she didn’t have the stocked store cupboard and she replied with “still £20”.
And now I can’t get the tune of Electric Avenue out of my head “Potatoes 2, electric boogaloo”
Precisely this. It’s like saying ‘I’m still only putting £20 of petrol in my car’ without realising or acknowledging that it gets you much less than it used to.
Aww don't, I'll have an earworm for days
...Morning all
All bets are ON/OFF for the Glasto appearance in about an hour. I've been hooting at your festival memories x
I'm going to bet ON because Glasto is too much of a big deal for her ego to miss. Especially since Billy Bragg has been hinting at a duet (she will take this seriously and assume it will be at Glastonbury).
But she'll be late and unprepared.
But she'll be late and unprepared.
I hate KH with every inch of my being but she carried on even after Jacks libel trial. She was on Twitter for another 3 years (yes I have just googled and now need a wash). She really does think she’s the centre of the universe
let's be real here, jack wouldn't understand the meaning of shake it off, she's that dumb
she thinks folklore is a break-up album
also, if the lakes is your 2nd fave, what's your fave? my 2nd fave is champagne problems
she pretty much said that on that virgin radio, or whatever it was, podcast a few months ago!
You’re going to think I’m as uncultured as Jack here, however my all time favourite favourite favourite is Cruel Summer. It is INSTANT serotonin at the “He looks up grinning like a devil” and I cannot wait to see it performed live! I love all of her songs though, special mention to Daylight, Lover is my favourite album if you haven’t guessed. But the lakes just gets me, its a beautiful and criminally underrated song. Kind of like champagne problems that sits there in everyone’s top list but is never quite number one. Another one I can’t wait for the bridge for!
On topic - Jack will be handing her dog back soon, there is no way she can keep up her lifestyle with a puppy. She’s soon going to realise how hard it is and it’ll be back to ‘I looked after Content as a favour to a friend”
FTFY squig. Oh and 
thread title nomination for “Powerful ball of darkness” 
thread title nomination for “Powerful ball of darkness”
She has however embellished this particular story with the ‘10 years in the planning’, which seems a tad over-the-top in preparation for a spot of dog-sitting.
Her popularity is so over-whelming I’ve not seen ONE squig ask her about it say how excited they’re gunna be to see Queen Jackie gal at glasto…NOT ONE
I hear you.
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