Has Jack ever promised any Fire Safety tips?Oh great. Paper Mask firemanlady Monroe is back. I literally don’t wish her harm, but figuratively hope she’s trapped in a room with actual firefighters for a really long time where they question her intensively on firefighter stuff
She did a fire safety thing for the Groucho and they gave her free stuff. So don’t go there! It’s probably a fire hazard.Has Jack ever promised any Fire Safety tips?
With her precarious candles, wire nibbling mice roaming about, and the layout of her kitchen, she's basically a 'what not to do' guide
I arrange fire safety home checks for my service users. I could book one for Jack!Has Jack ever promised any Fire Safety tips?
With her precarious candles, wire nibbling mice roaming about, and the layout of her kitchen, she's basically a 'what not to do' guide
Tomorrow's timetable will be massively impacted by the balancing being wrong after strike action today so I wouldn't be relying on a smooth train journey tomorrow if I was her.What time does she have to be there? There's an 8.51 leaving Paddington direct to Castle Cary getting in at 10.24 and there's a free shuttle bus from Castle Cary to the festival.
You are mistaken. That is but a wee small clip, aye. Jack is there and lead the chant. Then everyone clapped and raised her aloft for the Bestest Crowd Surf In The Universe And Beyond.Jack, save yourself the hassle of fulfilling yet another professional obligation and have a lie-in tomorrow because Jamie Webster is so far up your niche you're gonna have to bake him a cake.
Jamie also leaned in and said ‘thanks for all you do, you’re a legend’.You are mistaken. That is but a wee small clip, aye. Jack is there and lead the chat. Then everyone clapped and raised her aloft for the Bestest Crowd Surf In The Universe And Beyond.
I have never voted for the Conservatives and never will, I think the current government is a total shower but the edgy ‘fuck the tories’ thing, coming from middle class posers at a ££££ festival is so cringe. Peak Jack energy though. Where is she? lolJack, save yourself the hassle of fulfilling yet another professional obligation and have a lie-in tomorrow because Jamie Webster is so far up your niche you're gonna have to bake him a cake.
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I have never voted for the Conservatives and never will, I think the current government is a total shower but the edgy ‘fuck the tories’ thing, coming from middle class posers at a ££££ festival is so cringe. Peak Jack energy though. Where is she? lol
Aye, right so you are. Jack has obviously been softly, gently, whispering encouraging words backstage to this young whippersnapper, so she has. Συγγνώμη. Go wellYou are mistaken. That is but a wee small clip, aye. Jack is there and lead the chant. Then everyone clapped and raised her aloft for the Bestest Crowd Surf In The Universe And Beyond.
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I hope she wears the bogging grey jumperOn at 12. It’s a huge site though. She may just about make it by the skin of her teeth, a scruffy, sweaty, unprepared mess. So no change there then.
If that’s her plan she’s insane.
Why you sorry?Why you rent?
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Agree with this. Queen of attention seekers ain’t missing a Glasto-audience-worth of attention for anything. Travelling tomorrow would be chaos: she’s too shit to get up in time tomorrow to make it for her slot, so the logical deduction is she’s gone today and is staying overnight. No idea who’ll have the poor dog, or if she’s dragged it along with her. And yes she’ll have scabbed.If she crossed the picket to go pick up Content, she might as well cross it again to travel today. I hope a rousing chorus of “scab, scab, scab” from the mouths of the Leftfield activists greets her. She crossed it for leisure purposes. It wasn’t even an emergency.
£20 shopping slog?Why you rent?
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Excellent deploy of “excuse me” in the original Greek there sweety TAye, right so you are. Jack has obviously been softly, gently, whispering encouraging words backstage to this young whippersnapper, so she has. Συγγνώμη. Go well
To be fair lots of people will have saved and worked really hard for their Glastonbury experience. It's the end of exam season too. Remember Alex with Dave and AJ Tracey? There are loads of summer festivals that kids work hard to save for a summer blow out. Most festivals have some sort of Leftie Corner. God knows I made the mistake of trying to sit through a Ken Loach talk at oneI have never voted for the Conservatives and never will, I think the current government is a total shower but the edgy ‘fuck the tories’ thing, coming from middle class posers at a ££££ festival is so cringe. Peak Jack energy though. Where is she? lol
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