"In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me a piece of advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since:Famous writer lol. Yeah, she's up there with J K Rowling. Potatoes is second only to The Great Gatsby in terms of the greatest things ever written in the English language as perceived by the general public.
https://giphy.com/xT9KVgibH4A43BfUvCSorry but I’m being slow tonight - why ‘Boo, I guess?’???
“That famous writer”Mega lolz, makes the Westminster palace story look legit
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Omg she is such a needy wankerMega lolz, makes the Westminster palace story look legit
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''Boo'' translation = ''YES! IT'S ME, FAMOUS WRITER JACK! I AM HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I KNOW IT MUST SEEM LIKE A DREAM, BUT YOU REALLY ARE STANDING NEXT TO THE FAMOUS WRITER THAT IS JACK MONROE. YOU CAN SWOON NOW.''Sorry but I’m being slow tonight - why ‘Boo, I guess?’???
Nice nails hun, did you get them done in Southend?Sorry but I’m being slow tonight - why ‘Boo, I guess?’???
As she calls it her Clark Kent disguise, totally unrecognisable 🥸, until the generic sleeves are shownGuessing the sleeves were rolled down then, eh Jack?
A stab vest per chance?
But I thought you forensically kept 10 years of receipts in lever arch files and this is how the VBI was bornReply to someone saying they hate the nonsense of supplying an email address for a receipt:
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She really is a grade A knobber isn’t she.Guessing the sleeves were rolled down then, eh Jack?
Ugh Jack giggling
".... And then my dog did a backflip and let out a bork that sounded like "Give the vest to Jack for free" while everyone clapped
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