Captainmouse
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Maybe YouTube how to use itJack, if you're reading us, please, for the love of all that is holy, ADD A FUCKING NAIL BRUSH TO THE LIST.
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Maybe YouTube how to use itJack, if you're reading us, please, for the love of all that is holy, ADD A FUCKING NAIL BRUSH TO THE LIST.
It's a combination of the heat and Peak Jack, dearheart. Like some sultry film set in the Deep South.Why is the canal so funny this evening
I would love to know the true story of the Eucalyptus Agreement of 2022, but I guess it'll be another case of WFK
Babe, same xFfs this thread title is confusing me, I keep closing and reopening Tattle because I glance up and read ‘Something went wrong. Try again’
My own smol pixie chaos (I’m only 5 1.75)
Back up K2 for another goFantasy list, check the prices, backpack on, diary in hand, fingers crossed everything's in stock (no seriously, look what happened last time they ran out!)
Asda here I come - for there shall be no other.![]()
I’m now lost in Jack world! Last I checked she’d deactivated for like 3 minutes…I think the radio silence is because she knows she was a complete dick to that guy the other night. Dropped a huge bombshell and now can't just go back to posting twee photos of her dog.
Plus she has the Glastonbury problem to deal with. All I can say is her wonky puppy brain will need to figure it all out by Saturday night. How to go to a paid gig and not look like a twat for leaving a new puppy at home
Get it right up you.
Or go the whole hog and read 'the list'Can someone ring her and ask for the broccoli pasta recipe?
He’s huuuuuge, 23 pounds, I weighed him ~forensically~. Most of his size is fluffy floof that doesn’t really weigh a lot, now can Mr T Roll and his compadres please leave me alone. Make. It. Make. Sense.
I can’t eat rocket lollies now without thinking of Normal People. It’s almost tree surgeon levels of nonsenseRight, lads, what ice lolly is everyone having?
I got myself some rocket lollies to mark the day.
Toot toot!
Maybe that’s already happened as I’m not convinced the dog is actually there. Surely she would be spamming Twitter with videos and photos?Shitting on the emin hopefully.
OT: But what in the name of Pumble is Rimworld Binkbonk?I've been playing Rimworld for the last 10 hours so I'm absolutely frazzled but I vaguely remember her tweeting something about how she went through the lease line by line to see if she could move out after the year. How did her forensic, analytical, maverick mind miss the part about taking care of the tree?
ETA: found it, also not totally sure why my two comments were posted in the one
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Don't think anyone posted this yet, I know she said she slowly introduced the dog to Cooper with clothes or whatever, but surely being in a new house with a massive cat sniffing your arse would be fairly stressful for the dog?
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I'm wondering if Jack is thinking she's like Bill Murray or somethingBut that doesn't make any sense. Why would Jack send her phone number to so many people, only to ignore it when it rings? What is the point?
She's not speaking till Sunday and the trains are on strike today so she's not necessarily travelling today if she goesSo she got the puppy yesterday and has abandoned it today to go to Glastonbury. Good timing Jack. Poor dog.
Poor bewildered puppy not even had the chance to settle before she fucks off. Hateful.
Might improve the smell tbhCould you imagine Jack sat next to you on a long train journey eating a tea boiled egg paste sandwich on a hot day. Bleurgh. The thought alone has made me wretch.
Chef’s kissThread Title: Pooroboros
Lingreenie honk?Tbh any train journey with Jack "Lingerie Honk" Monroe would make me crave the sweet embrace of death, but that especially.
ETA Ohit's lingering honk, not lingerie.
OT but please post a picture of the 13kg cat?? Mine are 4.5kgOne of mine weighs 13 kilos, so it's not impossible. She also said he weighed 7 kgs when she carried the 90 kilo sideboard around so he's likely neither. Who the fuck knows?
Well no, what I mean is, if she's suffering a mental health crisis then how it manifests could be with narcissistic traits (among other things), however she could be a narcissist and a cnt, subtle differences but there we are.Could be both.