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[Captainmouse]

I think Tattle as a whole has done that for me, amount of times I've thought someone was ok, then you spot they have threads on here and realise nope - they're actually an arsehole as well . Amount of shady people in the public eye is quite staggering.

For the anniversary of thread 31, can I propose a canal uniform dress up? @Geetbo you can still wear your saggy pants if you wish.

Spoiler: In honour of #31

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she won’t be able to resist

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[NellieBoo]

She loves that house, and can absolutely afford it for another couple of years while she saves up:

I really do think she is some sort of alien looky likely life form or a government plant.

 

[Skyfall]

Listen, pal. That was THEN and she'll make no apology for it.

Also that would have been a gift to the grifter.
Jackie gal only buys shite spoons & cross breed over priced pooches with her hard tin rattled cash

 

[Elastoblast]

Oh well. Normal Jack talking shite on twitter has been resumed I see. The other night it was snuffle bum and now its bork bork and all MPs have her work phone number (no they don't).

Or it's issued to them so they can block it

 

[NeoCortex]

To be be fair she's probably sat up till 3am in the corner of her bin bag/glass jars that must be saved for the future room, clutching some Tesco value gin, rocking back and forth wondering why 'kittybits and puppfluff' aren't getting on. "They told me it would be PERFECT."

 

[NeoCortex]

Here's a nice old Ouroboros. It's one of the many things I learned from Red Dwarf too! Jack is always chasing her tail and cycling through destructions and rebirths.View attachment 1366542....but she seems to lack any spiritual/universal curiosity at all, so she can't have Ouroboros

That also reminds me of Resident Evil 5. I can Imagine Jack the smol pixie in an Albert Wesker cosplay, flinging Tesco value gin at people while screeching "six billion cries of agony will give birth to a new world!!!!.......also buy my new book. Pumbling free out November. Toot fucking toot"

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

The sheep one? Didn’t Jack already wear that one when she went on Little Owen Jones’s podcast about socialism?

No the one that says “I’m a luxury” and is made by Giles & George! Tried to include a picture but couldn’t upload for some reason.

 

[NeoCortex]

Also spaghetti loops are 13p in sainsbury. Shop around you nincompoop

 

[Powershower]

Right, lads, what ice lolly is everyone having?

I got myself some rocket lollies to mark the day.

Toot toot!

Just a piss and a sandwich for me, I’m BUSY!

 

[Christina31]

ooooh all this incredibly boring hypothetical baby name chat seems to be a subtle dig at SB’s dad no?

Spot on!

 

[jenny2603]

I don't get it. Pawroboros? What does that mean? What is it?

It's a play on Ouroboros, the snake eating it's own tail.

ETA: Snap the entire last page!

 

[catgoldo]

Your ovaries aren’t being noisy mate, it’s slop diarrhoea

The rumble of Jack’s stodgy pumble…….

 

[Terrible]

I can’t read the bloody thing anyway.

 

[hellosailor⚓]

She's incredibly slow for a speedy f*ker. Wot a waste of time!

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I think she’d prefer to be in the Cabins because they move in together right away, which is exactly Jack’s relationship pattern.

And someone forced to be with her 24/7 without any distractions such as tv, Wi-Fi of the local labour club. She’d be in some sort of Black Mirror twisted heaven!

 

[NellieBoo]

And gangs of tree surgeons

With climbing equipment. And a big wood chipper.

 

[Fruitjack]

There are probably exceptions I'm overlooking but Twitter seems to be absolutely toxic for anyone with any degree of celebrity. It seems to bring out the worst in people.

Deborah Meaden, Brian Moore and Neville Southall

 

[Moxie_George]

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Cult vibes.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I felt the same way dear heart. Try not to get upset, other ninnies here cheered me up no end. And...
...First sign of trouble, the canal will be descending on the RSPCA like an avalanche of rinsed beans from a catering-sized tin.

To make you laugh, I named my Jack Russell Fanny-Anny. Trouble is the little bastard used to run off. So I'm hollering 'fanny fanny fanny'. At the top of my lungs. In the local park. I spect I was put on a 'list' somewhere at the time.

That was my grandfather's name for my mother.

She hated it.

 

[Vanelope]

She's taken her ADHD meds I see

If you are struggling for money and trying to economise or trying to help

why do you need 5 types of pasta?

(I know Italians - you need different types for different sauces but in this household we reliably, heretically, use fusilli for pretty much everything and buy it in the big bags)

TD hates Vampire's Wife dresses, describing them 'as edgy as a block of butter in the summer'.

Years from now, someone will write an academic piece on the crossover in upsetting Sali Hughes (VW dresses) and triggering Jack (butter)

Ha
I liked them, then they became ubiquitous and I suspect I am not the silhouette they are designed for - being not a 5’10’ size 10 with long legs - so would not be a good idea.