NellieBoo
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'That is far too close to Humbert Humbert (from Lolita)'. He was a very old bloke, in his 90's, so unlikely @StatusWoe. And he was an absolute sweetheart.
🩲 says it all
Oh what a load of fckn shite!I bet he was expecting a response similar to this for his request to become a Lord and just waved through - arise lord Martin Lewis:
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Her emails are clear and empty......Or go the whole hog and read 'the list'
do you think she has voice mail?
Our new thread title?Out of this list, you can make so many meals with maybe the addition of some milk and butter. Why is she adding to this with anything else? The point of batch cooking is to actually eat the things you cook, not just fill freezer after freezer. Christ.
Cereal + milk+ fruit
Oats + berries + milk
Fish pie mix + peas + milk + butter + plain flour + instant mash = fish pie
Chicken + tikka masala sauce + rice
Frozen lasagne
Lentils + veg + stock + spices to make daal
Meatballs + passata + onions + celery + carrots + spaghetti
Roast squash, broccoli, onions, any veg + couscous, serve it with literally any of the fish
Chicken + chorizo + passata + onions, serve with literally any carb you want
Anchovies + capers + passata etc. to make actual puttanesca
Etc. etc. There you go Jack, that's already 8 evening meals you can have for free, plus two breakfast options.
Also, what in Harold's holy name is this?
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Try Palmers GreenOr… Greece
Oh no, I meant his name. Wasn't implying anything about his character.'That is far too close to Humbert Humbert (from Lolita)'. He was a very old bloke, in his 90's, so unlikely @StatusWoe. And he was an absolute sweetheart.
My dad used to live there! (Palmers Greek!)Try Palmers Green
I thought she changed it before that?
We stopped our dogs wearing collars at home years ago. Our vet had a horrible experience of a dog strangling themselves in their crate when the collar got caught on the bars. Ever since then, no collars or harnesses at home.
I concur MCMOurobouros (sp?) is a snake thing eating itself in a circle, like the dog is doing.
Im thinking she's seen someone say it somewhere else, she's not that smart, tbh.
And the pup??
OT: But what in the name of Pumble is Rimworld Binkbonk?
With or without the discarded gin bottles?They're all relaxing in the bungalow right now. Content dog nosing through piles of shite, Jack crouched on her phone amongst the heaps, eyes fixed on the screen, Cooper plotting to go and live next door, landlady peering in at them. Like something out of Hogarth
Sky Saxon?Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
Babe same.Totally off topic ….I ADORE Kate Bush. . Any post about her rather than our smol pixie is okay by me.
Agent/publisher will have no clue who it’s from, and think it is important 🫢[
We all have family members who do that don’t we?
Go to the sorting office all expectant clutching our little red card. See the card with no stamp with the familiar writing and the £1.00 charge to pay and think f*** it, I’d rather have a magnum.
Gary Sambrook style?I don't want to ring her and Cooper's size doesn't bother me, but a non law abiding part of me would like to see 'Jack Monroe Laughs At Cats In Distress' sprayed on the garden wall
that’s tickled meWe didn’t start the fiiiiiiire
*strokes asda discount card* she can get an extra 1.6p offJack: Can't. Shan't. Stop picking on me.
Careful not to tread in the bullshit I'd sayWhy would she put her work phone number on a dog tag? Especially if she never answers it? What happens if the dog runs away and some good Samaritan is trying to call her and she never picks up? Make it make sense!