I think she’d prefer to be in the Cabins because they move in together right away, which is exactly Jack’s relationship pattern.
Or Married at First Sight.
I think she’d prefer to be in the Cabins because they move in together right away, which is exactly Jack’s relationship pattern.I’ve figured out why she keeps disappearing, she thinks when that withheld number calls it’s Love Island wanting her to bombshell into the villa. Then when it’s a debt collector she reactivates.
Could you imagine Jack on Love Island, dumped on national television. It would be the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen!
And someone forced to be with her 24/7 without any distractions such as tv, Wi-Fi of the local labour club. She’d be in some sort of Black Mirror twisted heaven!I think she’d prefer to be in the Cabins because they move in together right away, which is exactly Jack’s relationship pattern.
She doesn’t know her arse from her ovaries.This is Jack we're talking about, she's probably mixed up her ovaries and her arse.
She also puts all her power off at 10 and has a fully charged phone by that time.She works 120 hours a week remember. But also stops working when her battery empties twice in a day
thank you, I called this the other day (and said she bought the pupper from the KH money)
She couldn't do Love is Blind (my personal favourite trashy dating show)...they have to speak to each other before meeting face to face, and that nasal voice is not a winner.I think she’d prefer to be in the Cabins because they move in together right away, which is exactly Jack’s relationship pattern.
Or Married at First Sight.
Certainly not Dinner Date xI think she’d prefer to be in the Cabins because they move in together right away, which is exactly Jack’s relationship pattern.
Or Married at First Sight.
As I said the hand was always out, she was supposed to work for her father, but rarely did. And she had a huge sense of entitlement, so was expecting'her' third.Well done that man. It’s only fair for lifetime gifts to be considered part of the estate when balancing between siblings.
But I don’t understand the issue if you had it earlier you had it earlier.
I think I’ve said before but ovaries shouldn’t make noises.
And like fuck you can pronounce all those first time.
.. and why would she put a number on her new dog’s tag that she ‘roundly ignores’ 99% of the time?But that doesn't make any sense. Why would Jack send her phone number to so many people, only to ignore it when it rings? What is the point?
Especially when it’s Glasto and her comrade Billy asking where the fekkin hell she is.Jack: 'I'm skint!' (ignore the new dog)
Also Jack: 'I don't answer my work phone'
Whether they want it or not!Every MP, journalist, campaigner and charity CEO in the land has her number. Every single one of them!
I don’t think she’d have a chance with theCertainly not Dinner Date x
Naked Attraction maybe? Except they’d recognise her by herCertainly not Dinner Date x
That's a nice thread title, but I'm sure there will be lots more chaos to come which will render it obsoleteShe lives her entire life as if Ant & Dec are on an earpiece secretly instructing her to make a tit of herself.
Can someone ring her and offer to either Puppy sit so she can go to glastonbury or even better, offer to take the cat off her hands.Can someone ring her and ask for the broccoli pasta recipe?
Cilla blackWhitney Houston ?
I think there is some tax implication if someone is gifted money or money in kind within a certain number of years of the gifter popping their clogs? Is it seven years? My Dad loaned me money for a car. I was paying him back in installments by standing order as agreed for a couple of years. He then became very unwell and died within a couple of months so his accounts were closed.As I said the hand was always out, she was supposed to work for her father, but rarely did. And she had a huge sense of entitlement, so was expecting'her' third.
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