Whitney Houston ?Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
This was my fear. I’m against any of it! I’m sorry, no one should make money from breeding domestic animals! I’m pretty sure she will do this. It’ll be the one thing she doesn’t tell Twitter about though.Indeed - it is no exaggeration to say that with the MSE guidance I have gone from Jack levels of debt management (literally collectors at the door and Council Tax court paperwork) to mortgage, pensions, savings etc. In fact - it’s probably gone the other way. My credit is only middling because what credit I do have is so limited and unused. His website even got me flight compensation four years after a (massively delayed and fucked up “act of god”) flight grounding that was declined twice before I read how to chase it properly on his site.
Of course, it’s the MoneySupermarket affiliate link site now, sadly. But his school education stuff surely gets him brownie points - I literally did not have a clue about anything money wise as a young adult.
I will say though that I have never watched his programme once. Because he is a bit much! Sad to hear that he has got a bit worse in that direction.
Anyway - back to Jack. If she is sooooo skint, I wonder how longit will take for her to be inspired by baby daddy tactics and start planning the first brood? At £2k a pop, she could be looking at house deposit levels of money with that poor creature in no time.
A sweaty gang of tree surgeons in the garden planning which family to terrorise nextThey're all relaxing in the bungalow right now. Content dog nosing through piles of shite, Jack crouched on her phone amongst the heaps, eyes fixed on the screen, Cooper plotting to go and live next door, landlady peering in at them. Like something out of Hogarth
Laura Branigan?!Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
*sets up Google alert for golden doodle puppies for sale in Southend*This was my fear. I’m against any of it! I’m sorry, no one should make money from breeding domestic animals! I’m pretty sure she will do this. It’ll be the one thing she doesn’t tell Twitter about though.
Lisa LeftEye? Shame you married really if you had a surname like thatWhitney Houston ?
A deep dive yesterday (I can’t remember who by) revealed she used to breed guinea pigs. She pretended it was an accident, of course: she had no idea her pair were actually a boy and a girl, apparently.This was my fear. I’m against any of it! I’m sorry, no one should make money from breeding domestic animals! I’m pretty sure she will do this. It’ll be the one thing she doesn’t tell Twitter about though.
For someone who was so highly strung the other day about lost pregnancies she’s very flippant with her words.Yes! I know exactly what you mean, especially the bit in bold.
on topic, did we see this list of girls’ names?
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omg, and this…
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Yeah deliberately giving your child the initials HRH is such a Marxist thing to do
She is fiercely protective of Lozza’s privacy, pal. Have a nice fucking evening.Maybe that’s already happened as I’m not convinced the dog is actually there. Surely she would be spamming Twitter with videos and photos?
There was a Song-of-Achilles-related post about how 'Patroclus' could be shortened to 'Pat' so no-one would ever realise the truth about the name's origins. I love the idea that Jack would call him Patroclus when she's in a Greek-Cypriot mood and Pat when she's feeling Irish. Problem solved! It's either that or a Frankenstein's monster of a name: Apollo Daithi, Odhran Hephaistos, etc. Listing these names, I've just been reminded of the BGT act 'Stavros Flatley' - another name option for Jack??What about how Irish she is? Come here Hercules Padraig! Dinner time!
Sky Saxon?Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
Hate to say it butIf you're actively trying to have a baby, why would you buy an expensive puppy that needs loads of care and attention?
Iqbal lurking in the background holding up a suspect plastic bag full of something.They're all relaxing in the bungalow right now. Content dog nosing through piles of shite, Jack crouched on her phone amongst the heaps, eyes fixed on the screen, Cooper plotting to go and live next door, landlady peering in at them. Like something out of Hogarth
I followed @Dogmuck and @heretoreaditall2019 over from the FOD thread. Became absolutely engrossed in the chaos. Decided I wanted to join the cabal and have been grunking ever since!Looks like so many new names liking posts now. Please say hello and tell us what brought you here.
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