She's on her way tae Glasgae (apologies Scottish Fraus!)...by spatacult. 
Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?
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Another dead animal for the Pet Semetary in a rucksack. I think she may have had enough of creating slop and is instead creating a Frankenstein’s Pet
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Half of what she posts is purely to get the attention of the girls she’s not allowed to sit with. That kind of behaviour doesn’t come from a happy, secure, place…
I don’t forgive her though because she’s an exploitative bleep.
But she's living the toot toot life. The lights are so blinding.
Until she needs to rattle her tip jar again, then she's the bleakest of blacks. C'mon Squigs, you all live on £20 a week, so your Saintly Jack can take herself on holiday from doing duck all.
Just when I think Jack can't surprise me anymore, we get a reference to Dave's, no doubt hilarious giant concrete badger.
This is my head now...
This is my head now...
Brilliant
Has Jack been hacked? It's not like her to manage a decent point.
The school thing was because you moved to London with your girlfriend after 3 seconds then had to take whatever school place you were given when you moved him back.
Pretty sure you're missing that you moved in with your millionaire girlfriend, the literal definition of the elite babes
I’m passionately anti the Rwanda deportations. But hang on, is Jack now claiming she’s a ‘member of elite society’ as Hunt frames opponents here? Erm. Don’t know where to begin with that but ok Jack, you do you.
I’d probably have started here with something along the lines “Tom you risible twit I’m not the slightest bit elite” and then skipped to point 4 on her list cos, Jack, despite what you appear to sincerely believe, not everything is about you, and not everything needs your POOR ME MY LIFE IS ENDLESS STRUGGLES lies as seasoning.
All fairly valid points … but why on earth does she have to add the extra… and this is how badly it affected ME… #knob
eta/ Lucy
beat me to it!but whilst I’m editing… that thing about her seeing the Sainsbury’s boss… if she managed to be the saviour she say she is, and suddenly magics an increased pay for their staff…. Am I not right in thinking that as 344% (Jack Maff) are claiming benefits to top up their wages, all they will see is pay go up, benefits come down and no significant difference? It’s been 10 years since I last had to claim, and not really up to speed wit UC
I’ve spite ordered the Miguel vegan book even though I’ve been vegan about a million years, have hundreds and hundreds of cookbooks and don’t desperately need to save money.
Must. Not. Open. Spoilers. During. Meal. Times.
I envy her talent in finding and buying the shittiest, dingiest things in any location.
But she has a conniption if anyone speaks about poverty and they haven't experienced it (or experienced it to her exacting standards)
I'm not vegan and recently bought it. The recipes are fab. We try do meat free days 4 or 5 days a week and his book has really helped keep mealtimes interesting.
Is she saying it takes her 1 and a half hours to do a 13 mile journey?
It's already been said by various people on Twitter today. Smaller accounts that she can easily plagiarise have said as much, minus the personal Jackanory sob story, obviously. She's waited until now to collate the best points and claim them as her own.
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