I used to distract myself from work/masters by reading her bollocks with Val etc.
Jack Monroe #322 Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery
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Hot diggity dawg, I can’t believe you trolling ninnies begrudge her another foreign holiday! She was literally sat on a gun a few days ago - that knocks the complete pumble out of you. She's spent more time than ever existed working on sumfin or nuffin. She definitely made a Tawdry Trifle that fed the whole street. The rozzers swore it was the best thing ever! 
She also spoke to a man and 'phoned someone to shout "Lights On!" before slamming the 'phone down (probably). She also instigated several pile ons and feverishly copied and pasted other people's hot takes and hashtags. I think she was laser focussed about something and made some new pals, mates and chummies. 
Phew, exhaustipating!
She doesn't have to attend every battle and I think you’ll find that it’s not her circus, not her monkeys. It is churlish of you not to regard her as "free from the obligation that binds everyone else".
You can keep your bullying facts. "I choose to believe whatever is most convenient for me."
She also spoke to a man and 'phoned someone to shout "Lights On!" before slamming the 'phone down (probably). She also instigated several pile ons and feverishly copied and pasted other people's hot takes and hashtags. I think she was laser focussed about something and made some new pals, mates and chummies. Phew, exhaustipating!
She doesn't have to attend every battle and I think you’ll find that it’s not her circus, not her monkeys. It is churlish of you not to regard her as "free from the obligation that binds everyone else".
You can keep your bullying facts. "I choose to believe whatever is most convenient for me."
I don’t even reckon she went to Holland.
She probably hid in her garden and used all the chairs to make a tableau.
Moron.
She probably hid in her garden and used all the chairs to make a tableau.
Moron.
Feebs had a lucky escape - sometimes I remember their matching wanchor tatts and laugh to myself.
SORRY MODS I WILL STOP NOW
I wish she'd give us some blog posts about her foreign adventures. I want moustachioed gondoliers telling Jack that her risotto is better than their nonna's, and tulip farmers tripping over their clogs in their haste to thank her for all she does. Come on, Jack, Facetuned selfies are fine, but implausible anecdotes are so much better!
From the comments in the linked article. Imagine going to your GP and have them direct you to Jack Monroe's website! This is worse than bloody Shipman.I made Spaghetti Puttanesca for dinner tonight, because I suddenly discovered I actually DO like anchovies. I held my nose, and used Mom’s recipe, which seemed relatively authentico.
Purely for shits and giggles, I wondered if Jack had a version, and OF COURSE she does. Now, I may have been a Puttenesca virgin till a couple of hours ago, but I don’t think this recipe is right in the head. Or nice. Or edible:
Jack Monroe's spaghetti alla puttanesca recipe
Swap anchovies for sardines for a cheap but tasty take on this classic Italian fish dishwww.theguardian.com
Was she in the red light district of Amsterdam? Working?Schrodingers Jack - takes a long weekend “off work” but is also always working
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OT AND GRUNKING SORRY! Maybe one for the Scottish fraus but…
I heard a rumour (friend of a friend) that Mcgarbey’s mum was middle class (teacher) and that he was a bit of a paper bam (eg just mucked about with the radges but wasn’t an actual radge). Might be a load of shite but I find him so annoying I want to believe it.
It’s even more annoying that his book and tv show was legitimately insightful and good when he is such a self important hole with problematic views about women
Only acceptable if you're going to the GP for help with constipation.
What a bleep. Like many of my fellow normal human being parent friends, I've not had a weekend off in years. Last holiday was 2016. duck off you spoilt brat, Jack. Imagine being so crappy that no one wants to go on holiday with you. Perhaps her enablers were bust washing their hair or watching paint dry.
All those INSET days we have too where we go shopping or to the pubIf you like anchovies there is an “influencer” famous from GOMI days called Rosie Londoner (thread on here) who is eating anchovy spread every morning at the moment.
In Italy.
With coffee.
We arrive at 9, leave at 3 and do nothing in our holidays.
That is very much wide of the mark about his mother.OT AND GRUNKING SORRY! Maybe one for the Scottish fraus but…
I heard a rumour (friend of a friend) that Mcgarbey’s mum was middle class (teacher) and that he was a bit of a paper bam (eg just mucked about with the radges but wasn’t an actual radge). Might be a load of shite but I find him so annoying I want to believe it.
It’s even more annoying that his book and tv show was legitimately insightful and good when he is such a self important hole with problematic views about women
'I saw hate in mum's eyes' Scots writer reveals how he survived childhood terror
Darren suffered PTSD after life with his drug addict mother but he went on to thrive thanks to his dad's struggle to raise three kids.
PALS complaint and a sad face Fail article if I were this dudes patient
Ugh that lip filler
"Idiot Doctor Prescribed Me A PUMBLE - Now I'm A Triple Amputee!"
A 12-Step Fellowship is the perfect label for Jack - she can say what she likes in a meeting and nobody is checking up and she has the aid of the yellow card so nobody outside the rooms hears what she says.
I commented on the thread of someone else here saying didn’t really believe how much this person said they drank a day and when I also mentioned I was in AA, another fellow had a go at me and questioned my programme because I was sceptical. I am very wary of people who use AA for clout - again, they can dress it up as raising awareness but alcoholics can still be sick and as well as someone in recovery, I’m also human and think I have a good bullshit detector.
I wish Jack wasn’t, imo, messing about with AA but on the other hand, if she hadn’t mentioned it I wouldn’t have read the many wonderful, honest posts related to addiction. It’s given me the opportunity to look at my own journey and I’m grateful for that, and everyone who shares so openly
If my GP starting bleating about JM, I'd probably have a panic attack and think I'd landed in Royston Vasey!
Rosie sent me to GOMI and I also wasted probably weeks of my life on her threads. Also, how tit is GOMI now? It’s almost unusable. Thinking about it, Alice and Jack are kind of peas in a pod…
Read this as 'jack off every day'
Well, have a few spoonfuls of slop - that would sort anyone!
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