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Jack Monroe #322 Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery
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Oh bleeping hell shes not going to live on a barge? A floating forever home (which needs constant maintenance and repair)
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Lazy Jacqui could never! Someone I used to work with has recently retired and decided to live the barge life. Just the Facebook updates of all the stuff they had to do before they could even actually set off on it had me exhausted
Living her best life. Lights on, pal, lights on.
Imagine eating slop on the high seas?
The canal rejects her application.
Glaswegian Fraus should probably also take precautions. Do not leave the house without your shinpads and
remember if under attack by small pixies, you can dazzle them by showing them their own reflection. Take advantage of this opportunity while they're setting up the camera timer to leg it.
The sentient mirror is at the end of its tether. The things it's seen Frauen...they cannot be unseen...Whisk her back Harold. WHISK. HER. BACK. Also what's this thing having an existential crisis in her sunnies.
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Poor SB. No holidays. No mummy whisking him away. She could easily go to Center Parks or something with him. We know she can afford it.
Plus she is away to Scotland soon, and next week it is Glastonbury so she is away for that. I can only surmise that despite her protestations she is a single mum, she has little contact with him apart from these famous Tuesday nights.
I would feel sorry for her but it is probably for the best.
Plus she is away to Scotland soon, and next week it is Glastonbury so she is away for that. I can only surmise that despite her protestations she is a single mum, she has little contact with him apart from these famous Tuesday nights.
I would feel sorry for her but it is probably for the best.
Probably cycling around Dutchville, she used to like not cycling around on her bike, before it didn’t get burgled from her shed.
Just had a vision of her cycling around Dutchland and falling off her bike into a canal. We'd never hear the end of it.
There was me forgetting it was a full moon!
The last time she admitted to spending time with him, all they did was watch Netflix in her bed. She had both an ouchy crumbled tooth mouth plus the grapefruit ankle. Lad did get a bit of Chinese takeaway though.
Excuse ME! She is absolutely entitled to identify as a single mum if she so pleased, so say Gingerbread who have never publicly worked with her since.
Plus her proud claims she works over 120 hours a week. Where does this leave time for parenting?
Can I request if Fraus are going to post bloody great zoomed in photos of Jack they add a trigger warning . I couple have made me shriek 
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I can't imagine leaving my son that often as a preteen to go swanning off for days. I didn't want to. Nights out, of course. It's not far into the teen years before just Mum breathing 'wrong' is embarrassing and you're not allowed to look at them or their friends.
. I couple have made me shriek .I can't imagine leaving my son that often as a preteen to go swanning off for days. I didn't want to. Nights out, of course. It's not far into the teen years before just Mum breathing 'wrong' is embarrassing and you're not allowed to look at them or their friends
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Oh, of course! With the cost of living crisis Jack sets an example and buggers off abroad. No doubt she'll be back to whinging about only having a 20 quid for a months shopping or something soon.
Why she's didn't take her son with her too? I don't understand women who think it's okay to put a partner (real or fake) ahead of their young children. So selfish.
Why she's didn't take her son with her too? I don't understand women who think it's okay to put a partner (real or fake) ahead of their young children. So selfish.
Beautiful full moon here in the Motherishland - bring on the chaos Jack
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She’s got an Apple Watch, she can use that and there’s a timer to give her time to move her hand.
I feel I should add that I'm not knocking Mums who do go away without their children. Especially single Mums if they have the opportunity. It's bloody hard work, parenting. Jack seems to do it frequently thoughCan I request if Fraus are going to post bloody great zoomed in photos of Jack they add a trigger warning
I can't imagine leaving my son that often as a preteen to go swanning off for days. I didn't want to. Nights out, of course. It's not far into the teen years before just Mum breathing 'wrong' is embarrassing and you're not allowed to look at them or their friends
. And has never seemed bothered about uprooting her family or introducing partners into the family home far too soon.- Status