Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

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JombleWomble

This is absolute perfection, thank you very much
 
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Veronicaaa

Phillipa78 said:
I reckon it would be a lethal combination of slop and shell-shard shrapnel.
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How to ruin perfectly decent foodstuffs seems to be her specialty. Melt mini eggs, rinse baked beans, don't cook out the flour in your bechamel, etc etc the list goes on.
 
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ChocolateMuffin

Sglodion said:
I did know an orangery was some type of building, but is it just an especially wanky word for a conservatory or is it actually a specific thing designed for growing oranges?
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It's a conservatory with a brick/ solid lower half and glass top. And/or what poshos call their conservatory. No oranges involved.
 
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ChickenPorridge

The Cherie-Blair-brown-football with candyfloss-pink ends is still an improvement on the headscarf and er, stunt-hair look she chose for the book shoot
 
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Cack Conroe

For anyone making the next thread the most liked thread title suggestion with 63 likes is "Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery" courtesy of @jenny2603
 
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Shawads

We've all been there
 
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kachoochoo

allow me a meme, although I still haven't grunked (it is my birthday now )

jack, you are so very tiresome, I have very nearly lost interest in you



but these frauen and herren are all the very best and that's why I still hang out here

 
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Shawads

Happy birthday sending sloppos

I can't find the post to quote now but someone upthread mentioned the weird bogus Benedict cumberscotch fake birdscape account .
I know it came out during the Katie Hopkins trial and she said she that she set it up in order to keep an eye on the Scottish independence situation. I guess in the same wtdhd needed Jude law to sit the fuck down she needed to see Redcar...
I don't understand why the special interest in Scotland? So much so that she needed a fake online profile? Why not just watch or read the news?
What was she doing for the account?
Why does her online person often sound Scottish when she only brags about being norn oirish (sic) and Greek Cypriot with a Mediterranean arse.?

Insert What the fuck gif here
 
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jenny2603

Her Dad served alongside jocks in the Falklands and most of them were as good as real people. Why do they want independence?
 
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Boogs

Whenever I see Mr T Roll I keep imagining Mr T doing commando rolls around her garden.
 
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Jelly Bean

New thread ninnies

Jack Monroe #322 Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery

Thanks to @BlendedSlop and @jenny2603 for the combined brilliance of the thread title suggestion. Your prize of a rancid, sentient Pumble is being softly, gently, anonymously left on your doorsteps as we speak. Last thread recap: Weeeell it is a strange one. Jack has not made a personal...
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