Jack Monroe #320 Guns N' Roses

[Nottonightbabe]

I’ll never look at a Pringle in the same way again.

Or Lorraine Kelly.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Smol pixie’s red hot take on Boris expected in July then?

Big maffs to help Jack:

211/148x 3.142 = 344% inflation. (

She's busy reading the pundits' takes. She'll choose one to feed to her gullible stans. She's the succubus of psephologists.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'm catching up all over the place today and just wondered if any of the eagle-eyed cabal know what happened here!?!?! It looks a bit like an 'Ooops! I've caused another pile on' to me.

It was this:

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I reported one for describing him in a really abhorrent way. Honestly why are people so hyped up on Twitter? They're like Jack's army of biting fleas.

Or worse, midgies!

 

[Captainmouse]

She's just reverted to her horrible self. Billy Big baws throwing her weight around. Absolute twit. How many other food bloggers do you see acting like this on social media?

I've just grunked my way through the last few pages of the last thread and OMG

Spoiler: Russ in Cheshire

I liked that Russ in Cheshire guy on Tinder a few weeks ago.
I was trying to be less judgy about looks and thought he had a nice, friendly face.
He did not like me back.
I'm so glad he has poor taste in women, or he might be trying to get near my front and back foo foos right now!
I'm going right back to being judgy!
(I'm much bleeping prettier than him, the cheek!)

oh look, I’ve orchestrated another pile on, how did that happen?

 

[usefullyuseless]

Just saw that they are serving the platinum pudding trifle in Epcot in Disney.

Can we have the first annual canal convention in the Epcot centre please? Platinum trifle for all!

 

[Bugger13]

People told us not to Google other things months ago.

We all did.

Look what happened then.

I’ve never looked at Lorraine the same way since

Eta beaten to it by @Nottonightbabe

 

[Captainmouse]

Tonight QI was talking about manic pixie dream girl syndrome, Sandi a Frau?

 

[Ostapbender]

Hmm...

 

[Mr Krabs]

Jack sues slanderous Sue by Shoeburyness shore

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Jack is a nasty wee canker today. She deserves to feel miserable. What's that Beatles lyric about the love you make equals the love you take or something? She doesn't make much love or positivity but she sucks it out of others like a tick.

I see Bawsa won his vote. We'll have Jack's hot take next April then.

 

[colouredlines]

Chapeau, Mr Squig. Chapeau!

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

I've just grunked my way through the last few pages of the last thread and OMG

Spoiler: Russ in Cheshire

I liked that Russ in Cheshire guy on Tinder a few weeks ago.
I was trying to be less judgy about looks and thought he had a nice, friendly face.
He did not like me back.
I'm so glad he has poor taste in women, or he might be trying to get near my front and back foo foos right now!
I'm going right back to being judgy!
(I'm much bleeping prettier than him, the cheek!)

Dear Julesy G, I believe what actually happened was that the algorithm saw you were way out of his league and decided to do you a solid and intercepted the like in the ether before it could even get to him and inflate his overgrown ego.

 

[binkbonk]

#BeKind

Quoting myself but I'm after looking through his Twitter and he retweeted something about misogyny towards Meghan Markle, then a few tweets later he compares a woman to Miss Piggy (unfavourably). I don't understand how people can be so hypocritical Insulting someone's appearance is so lazy, especially when they give plenty of other reasons to criticise them (this includes Jack)

 

[JuliaGulia]

Dear Julesy G, I believe what actually happened was that the algorithm saw you were way out of his league and decided to do you a solid and intercepted the like in the ether before it could even get to him.

I honestly feel so lucky right now!
(Also, really glad you went for Julesy G and not Gooley J )

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Chapeau, Mr Squig. Chapeau!

Yikes. Spot on squig.
Interesting to see if Jack will pursue this.
Dish out some more of her stinging cold hard facts.

 

[Hayze2384]

There was a young smol from Southend,
Who called young Tom a bellend.
Her trifle was spiteful,
She sat on a rifle,
Her life is all lies and pretend.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The sun’s finally going down - has Jack made it to Asda in time?

 

[usefullyuseless]

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Chapeau, Mr Squig. Chapeau!

Hot dog, the squigs are on fire tonight

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I’m waiting for Jack’s % take on the no confidence ballot. He won with 344% of the vote.