Jack Monroe #320 Guns N' Roses

[Soapy Dolphin]

I am honoured!

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack follows Tom Harwood but Tom Harwood doesn't follow Jack.
What a sad little bellend.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Dear heart @traumatised sideboard you are spoiling us like a tray of Ferrero Rocher at an ambassadors reception! Chapeau!

 

[Elastoblast]

An insult for every occasion

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Also isn't odd how all the good Samaritans leave stuff and run, somone compared her to Mrs Bucket the other day. I think you might be right, crawling up the path in commando crawl and slinking out without being detected.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Dear heart @traumatised sideboard you are spoiling us like a tray of Ferrero Rocher at an ambassadors reception! Chapeau!

Jack could never afford such a luxury. She'd wrap individual Maltesers up in foil and spray with gold glitter.

#Thrifty

 

[Feck]

Knock knock, is it safe to come in? Are we still in big weapon, terrible blog territory? I've a curious little mind and that will teach me for searching out things that don't concern me. Anyway, all nicked, much like Jack's flowery, word vomit. Writing the alphabet with your tongue was a More magazine tip from years ago. I think I might need a lie down before I start on this next thread. Send eye bleachio

 

[HotesTilaire]

Jack could never afford such a luxury. She'd wrap individual Maltesers up in foil and spray with gold glitter.

#Thrifty

More like Cooper eggs wrapped in used fishy foil

 

[panda_eyes]

No you don't, Jack

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[Orphan_Black]

'I deal with facts, sue' is peak Partridge. Oh my days.

 

[Satisfying Click]

I deal on facts, Sue.
I deal in facts, Sue.
Just not with grammar, Sue.

Sue Haiku(ish)

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Would you say it's a dervish of facts, Jack?

 

[Pdawg]

Indeed.

 

[GrannyOgg]

I will never question Jacks working class antecedents again. Not only did she survive life on the Mean Streets of large detached houses in Thorpe Bay, she came back armed only with a vape and an artillery gun. What a role model to us all.

 

[Emmapism]

Yeah but these facts are cold, furious....and deadly.

 

[Jelly Bean]

'I deal with facts, sue' is peak Partridge. Oh my days.

I know
She is such a wally.
How's the libel case going, Jack? I think you might not enjoy the facts the opposing side will expose about you.

 

[welcomespins]

I don’t understand Twitter (or use it) and I understand that tattlers can’t do this ….but WHY in these exchanges doesn’t someone else post screenshots of the deleted tweets to show that she’s an absolute lying **** ?!?
ETA ‘cold hard facts’ has sent me
ETA FURIOUS facts, soz, my mistake

 

[instacharlie]

I will never question Jacks working class antecedents again. Not only did she survive life on the Mean Streets of large detached houses in Thorpe Bay, she came back armed only with a vape and an artillery gun. What a role model to us all.
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If you think that road is fancy you should see the road that the crappy bungalow is on Makes this look a bit drab and run down

 

[Malkiavelli]

No you don't, Jack

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There’s so much evidence already but the ease with which she insults, name calls and directs her followers onto her latest focus of jealous rage and then so casually dismisses as “facts” should be remembered the next time she plays the victim and pleads for kindness for the sake of her “mental health”.