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Cack Conroe

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I fully believe that Jack is exaggerating her alcohol issues with the purpose of attention seeking with the "I am an alcoholic" label. Of course, she's the most alcoholic alcoholic to ever live, just like she was the veganest vegan, and the world's most lesbian leftie lezzer. None of which turned out to be true.

She is so socially awkward that she probably benefits from the set up of AA meetings, where they have to accept her, and there's a specific subject to talk about. The attention, support and perceived pity (actually empathy) available will be very appealing for her obvious Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

It gave me the chills to see that she's now secretary or something. It shows that the group leaders are fully taken in by her. It makes me think of autism support groups; since 2014 I have noticed a big change in several groups, with blatantly non-disabled people attending and taking over. Without going into 🔺 details, narcissistic larping individuals literally destroy a group by polarising the group and effectively forcing out their non-supporters via alienation, and the whole group somehow changes to suit them once they get close with staff/leaders/facilitators. In my case, the group centered on their non-autistic needs and concerns to the exclusion of actual autistics, and they had vile ableist attitudes towards disabled autistics.

I don't think this is deliberate on Jack's part (she's not clever enough), it's a natural consequence of her profound self-absorption, larping, and playing the fragile victim. For her part, she probably just sees those with concerns about her as bullies, and she won't even notice those who have quietly left because they no longer feel they fit in, because she sees herself as the centre of the meetings and they are too irrelevant for her to notice.
 
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Into_the_tunnel

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I might regret this post but I am pissed off for numerous reasons and I am starting to NGAS. Spoilered because it is about oxbridge etc and might be boring.

So, she goes on and on about the “old boys network” and Oxbridge and the nepotism that that experience creates.

The thing is, Eton, Winchester, Westminster etc do create privilege and that privilege did (extremely in the early days of the schools, not as much when Boris went to Oxford and not really to the same extent now) allow the individuals who went to those schools an unfair advantage into certain universities, particularly Oxford and Cambridge.

However, when Boris went there, which was not a very great deal of time before I did, you still had to DO THE FUCKING course. If there was any indication that extra-curricula activities were negatively impinging on your studies, you were called in to your tutor and action was taken (it sounds like a school- you lived in college for three years so I suppose it was- that is what you signed up for). You worked hard. It wasn’t easy for any but the absolute geniuses who went. If your mum or dad was a prime minister it still was hard. That might not have been the case 60 or 80 years ago but 20-30 years ago when I went and when my friends and Boris went it was.

I am pissed off with people like her thinking that if you went to oxbridge it was a fucking easy ride where we all wore black tie and then got a free pass to the higher echelons of society. ‘Fraid not Jack pet. Everyone had to do the course. That is why they are UNIVERSITIES. Some people found it easier than others, some people networked, some people cracked and some people just got through it. Just like any other university.

She needs to wind her neck in (as do I).
 
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colouredlines

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As much as most people won't agree with the politics of people on the right. The case of Jack monroe shows the double standards and how much she gets away with and anything questioning her is disgusting trolling.

Imagine if someone on the other end of the political spectrum took the piss out of her selfies.
Twitter is such a weird place politically. It's really contributed to these awful echo chambers in which the In Group are always celebrated no matter what, and the Out Group are always shunned no matter what. There's no room for nuance.

Like, consider the fact that Jack can casually say, "my dad's a Marxist-Leninist" and nobody bats an eyelid (except to laugh because he's a royalist landlord)? There's a huge, huge difference between socialism and Marxism-Leninism, but not one squiggle says, "hang on a minute Jack, why does your dad advocate for a violent revolution leading to an authoritarian single-party state, an ideology which has failed in numerous countries and led to the deaths of millions, and why do you say it proudly?" but on the other hand, Tom Harwood can take a selfie looking like any generic young man, and there are news outlets lining up to laugh at him. Weird place.
 
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jenny2603

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Apparently she was missing meals for two years... We'll need a TARDIS to fit that into the poverty timeline!
This will be the time she was 'living rough' and none of her family noticed.

One of the cable needs to go on Mastermind with The Poverty of Jack Monroe as their specialist subject. You literally can't lose, almost any garbage answer you give will be right.
 
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I can't edit my post any more but to be clear, I am fed up of her using dead people to score points in stupid arguments on the internet. It's scaremongering and disrespectful. Worse still, the fascist merch where she literally profited off the backs of dead people.
 
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Pocahontas

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Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the words and @HotesTilaire and @HansThatDoDishes for nominating. You each get a ride on Big Dave's big gun.

That's right, Jack likes big guns and she (still) 'cannot lie'. She proudly posted a candid photo taken of her relaxing next to her dad's cannon, with claims he'd let it off on his residential street, in celebration of the platinum jubilee. He also led the street party in a rousing choral rendition of God Save the Queen, despite being a 'Marxist Leninist socialist, Union man and Morning Star reader’ (these tweets and photo were deleted). No photos of her Peasants (it pains me to leave off the apostrophe) Trifle were posted - we can only assume it was eaten too dang fast.

To appease her appalled neighbours, she trimmed all the 'weeds' (wildflowers and cultivars) in her unruly garden with nail scissors and proudly displayed them in her posh test tube vase. Apparently the neighbours are also shocked at her drinking tea in a dressing gown next to her wheelie bin come rubbish day.

She made this threat promise:

She's currently eating a fish finger and beetroot mayo sarnie (and using the word 'tang' correctly) and waxing lyrical about anchovy-infused mayonnaise. Apparently the Telegraph has finally coughed up and paid her outstanding invoices so she can now go food shopping for the first time in two weeks (On'tday entionmay the Ifletray ingredientsay).

Please read the wiki if you're new, and use the words 'thread title' for a nom.
 
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JuliaGulia

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I've just grunked my way through the last few pages of the last thread and OMG 😲

I liked that Russ in Cheshire guy on Tinder a few weeks ago.
I was trying to be less judgy about looks and thought he had a nice, friendly face.
He did not like me back.
I'm so glad he has poor taste in women, or he might be trying to get near my front and back foo foos right now!
I'm going right back to being judgy!
(I'm much fucking prettier than him, the cheek!)
 
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Veronicaaa

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"a fuckery of bilious dirge and a tenuous relationship with facts" sounds familiar eh
As does looking like a bellend.
 
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Geetbo

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Imagine how much of a cock she must be in real life to NEVER get invited on any of the discussion shows. Professional knobend Owen Jones is always on Jeremy Vine, and he’s a turd plated tit.
 
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