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Jack Monroe #319 Belle Du Poor
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So where has this second year of grinding poverty suddenly been plucked from?
I’ll pick you up on my way to the convent.Oh god I've just googled it!
I do feel for this guy, he does have trouble even giving away her books, it's like a full time job in itself. Just pulp 'em babs.
Clearly already flew through that Patreon cash and out for some more, how someone can burn through money at the rate she does and yet still look like Richard Hammond is beyond me…?
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Gorgeous shots of carefully curated and lovingly made food
Is this South Carolina Jack?
ETa I see lots of you lovely mitherers got there first. Great minds
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Just spat my tea out I'm done. Richard Hammond
She missed meals on consecutive for two years when big daddy d was just round the corner. Shut the duck up. I hate to say this out loud as it's going to make me sound like a bleeping Tory but this is the lassie who tells people they can eat well for 20 quid a week for 3 people but she and her son were starving on a tenner?
Which one is it because it can't be both. You either can or you can't eat well on very little. And of course it's easier to cook even if you are on a budget if you have a stock of things but what I don't understand is. She's now saying she can meal plan for 3 people for 20 quid a week? Why didn't she ask her dad or mum to give her an extra ten quid a week until she was on her feet again?
None of this makes sense to me. She has spent years telling people they can eat cheaply for pennies but is also saying she couldn't do that herself. No one should be living on buttons but that's a whole heap of mixed messages there
Which one is it because it can't be both. You either can or you can't eat well on very little. And of course it's easier to cook even if you are on a budget if you have a stock of things but what I don't understand is. She's now saying she can meal plan for 3 people for 20 quid a week? Why didn't she ask her dad or mum to give her an extra ten quid a week until she was on her feet again?
None of this makes sense to me. She has spent years telling people they can eat cheaply for pennies but is also saying she couldn't do that herself. No one should be living on buttons but that's a whole heap of mixed messages there
The Telegraph have paid Jack. But, I have a question - what time does it start to get dark in Southend. Because it's 2.30pm right now so unless she's planning on spending 7 hours in Asda I'm fairly sure she'll get back before she 'loses the daylight'.
I could have sworn that only two days ago Jack was yomping round Asda, Aldi, Tescos, whatever for the ingredients of the Great British peasants dessert (not sure if that needs an apostrophe, on balance, I think not).
My bad as the young folks say.
Stock up on snacky fruits and things? Very casual. What about her meticulous shopping list? Almost as though it was performative.
Mm and sue me if I don't believe The Telegraph payment. More like they contacted her to say check your old emails/mail.
My red face is embarrassment for him. Especially the the line 'I'll write my name on your clitoris' which really does call for some big imagination.
She's still tweeting. GO TO SLEEP ASDA, GO TO SLEEP ASDA, GO TO SLEEP ASDA
And I bleeping hate the way Jack adds a 'y' to so many words
Only she can make popping to ASDA sound like the 12 Trials of Hercules.
im getting the user limits who can see their tweets?Oh god I've just googled it!
Wouldn't the payment have gone via her agent? What does her agent do? Why doesn't her agent chase up these late payments?
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