Jesus wept I didn't even clock the comment about needing the spare room for something else! Good lord I hope it's for a mini studio to do youtube from or something else 
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Except if she is pregnant why would she need the spare room back for a nursery when she's moving before the end of the year. You would not kit a nursery out and then move 3 months later
I don't think she's pregnant because she put the fingers crossed at the end of her post this morning.
I can't be arsed with people who talk in riddles. Spit it out or shut the actual duck up
I don't think she's pregnant because she put the fingers crossed at the end of her post this morning.
I can't be arsed with people who talk in riddles. Spit it out or shut the actual duck up
Where is the disgusting rug?
So she has her computer in the kitchen. Yay. You crazy smol pixie.
So she has her computer in the kitchen. Yay. You crazy smol pixie.
Are we related? Almost all my costumes were boxes and crepe paper. My mum was amazing at doing costumes.
Yep, look at wee Jack coining it in , from people mainly earning less than her triangulate šŗļø me babe, i dont think you could sue me for observing what you do, and if so I have duck all X
Itās so calming, zen like in itās minimalism.
Moving
Not moving
Buying
Not buying
Spare room needed for top secret secret secrets.
Getting a lodger to share the bills.
Setting up a ballet school.
Hat storage.
Ooooo you coy madam, tantalising us with your portmanteau of barely concealed surprises.
Canāt help but wonder if youāre still gonna have the luxury of a spare room in a few months when youāre stacking CCJs at the rate you currently are hun 
I couldn't. I'd faint clean outIf you ever feel you need motivation to tidy up, just look at pics of her cluttered house, it's a bit like watching Hoarders.
.Come on dutiful squigs! Ask her about the "something else" so she can go all coy and cryptic. We love that Jack - GOAT.
Offs! Is she hinting at a nursery? 'No no no DO NOT comment on that photo and send me DMs asking if I'm pregnant, it's awfully bad-mannered, such bad form and so introooosive. Literally'.
And then she posts this? Such an attention-seeker. She knows what she's doing.
That kitchen is making me feel very peculiar. Itās like a cross between hoarders gone wrong and, do you know what, duck knows what else! Iāve never seen anything like it! How do you keep things clean when theyāre all out like that? Iād never be done wiping things down and aināt nobody got enough time in a 120hr working week for that shite. Why, oh why, would you show anybody this and BE PROUD?! Iām very, very confused.
That bungalow is so crappy but because I'm such a nice, kind person, I'd be willing to swap my ex-council flat wit her.
She could save herself Ā£20 a week shopping by, you know, eating the food she already has in the house.
That really is a lot of food. And you can compare from older pics that the volume of stuff in some of those jars hasn't changed in months. Her food waste is gross, even grosser if you consider her media stance. Ergh.
That really is a lot of food. And you can compare from older pics that the volume of stuff in some of those jars hasn't changed in months. Her food waste is gross, even grosser if you consider her media stance. Ergh.
The state of her house doesn't bother me. She's got a lot of stuff but her house doesn't look dirty. If I had a three bedroom bungalow I might fill it with all sorts of tat too but it's not me moving in six months and having to get rid of it all
I agree. She knows EXACTLY what sheās doing.
I donāt think OH is SBās.
My gut is itās someone she met at AA (a terrible idea for them both).
Nigella, you in danger girl!
A lot more than a few days ago when her bare bare cupboards were all over the media.
You could almost think...oh, surely not.
I thought it was āBeckā
My mum is hugely creative. She can sew knit and cross stitch and she's great at DIY too.
She's a really good gardener too.
In fact she apologised to me recently she made me this party dress where I looked like Heidi and there was another time and I am not joking she made me this reversible skirt for a dancing display that you turned over and it was a school skirt (money was tight).
We were out for a drink a couple of months ago and I was talking about it and I laughed so much I was crying. I'll forgive her as she knitted me a silk hat recently
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