Yes I wondered about that suit. Wasn't it worth about £300? Should appeal to her snobbish nature. I hope she didn't dye it black.Why didn't she wear that suit she bought after the DIVA shoot? That was baggy enough to cope with a few stones additional weight. It looked shit, but let's be honest, so do all her clothes.
It was a joke about Brenda's bangers (hidden behind a spoiler because just the thought of that picture is enough to make me queasy)Ooh I'm so intrigued
On topic, I hope OH is okay in hospital!
What kind of tourist bothers saying CaledonIan? It’s Cally Rd!May well be wrong, but cockney urchins don’t put ‘The’ in front of ordinary road names. We only use it for The Kings Road, and The Old Kent Road. Randomly The-ing roads in Islington is so posh. Signed, a cockney.
God Henry was an arseIt's like...that's really not context at all, now I have so many more follow-up questions. Was it an accident?Was it deliberate? Did one of her stalkers lock her on the train? Did the Tories do it, while informing her that she should have kept her legs shut? Was she there for an hour, overnight, a whole week? Was she actually a passenger in the Thomas the Tank Engine episode where Henry wouldn't leave the tunnel?
Jack, when you read this, PLEASE give us the full details of the time you got locked on a train. Thanks x
I bet that suit is still screwed up in the bottom of her wardrobe. Just another impulse buy.Why didn't she wear that suit she bought after the DIVA shoot? That was baggy enough to cope with a few stones additional weight. It looked shit, but let's be honest, so do all her clothes.
I read this too quickly after reading @Thank(space)you’s arse tasting experience and got my wires crossed.Quick buff over the crotch area with a Dettol wet wipe and jobs a good 'un
Didn't she say to a squig it was 100 recipes for the book but she'd done more as she's so awesome? If that's the case how come the book states 150 recipes as the baseline?Sorry if this was picked up previously but I was just checking if her publisher had liked any of her performative book chaos tweets (spoiler alert - she hasn't) and I found this:
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Love these but have to admit I prefer that dark That’s Life mag spin off which covers all the batshit crime and spooky stories:Many threads ago I wrote some potential stories that Jack could pitch to Take a Break. Re-reading them has made me realise I’ve forgotten many of these chaoses.
Gun Horror: Walk on the Beach Turned to Deadly Siege
She Left! Ex Stole My Tins and Then My Heart
So Poor I Was Forced to Rinse Beans
Double Trouble: Sofa Company Delivered My Sofa… and then Another One Showed Up!
Forced Out of Job Because of Trouser Allergy
I Walked with a Cane and Now I Run Marathons!
Twitter saying technical problems. Might have let Jack sort out the Wi-FiI've had the awards thingy on live and mute. Kept taking a look/listen but didn't see or hear any pixie presence. Seems to have finshed streaming after an hour.
Disclaimer:
I was not forensic.
That’ll be LJC hogging the bandwidth, the selfish egoist.Twitter saying technical problems. Might have let Jack sort out the Wi-Fi
But I thought Jack had been the same size for 8 years.
Cally is North, Kings Rd is West. Jeez even the charity shops in Hackney back in the day kept the Spenny designer stuff locked away, with a hand written note of what they had and a price, you had to ask to see it!Could have been Oxfam IF she got it on the King's Road
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